@thetincanandroid.bsky.social Does this count as a teethsin?

@allelitewrestling.com

Petition to rename nightmares "sleepy creepies"

I genuinely don't understand people that get a puppy, then board it for weeks while they go on vacation. I've had 1 puppy in my lifetime, and I took time off work just to play with him more. Too many people look at pets as possessions/accessories, and they don't deserve dogs at all.

The Bumbrella: an ass-shaped umbrella with an end tip that looks like a butt plug. Taking orders now!

@aoc.bsky.social

Ngl, sometimes I miss the lockdown.

Voice line in Black Ops 6 match: "Semtex on me"

My brain: "Don't you do it, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that Semtex on me!"

Does Dave Chappelle think smoking cigarettes throughout SNL make him look cool? Because it makes him look pathetic, tbh. So weak he can't even make it through a 5 minute sketch without one, smh.

If your business's only "website" is Facebook, it don't exist to me. Especially for restaurants.

@atviassist.bsky.social how do your Call of Duty studios make the same game for 20 years and it's STILL buggy and broken? I would genuinely like an actual explanation, because it's absolutely absurd.

@thedailyshow.com Why do you keep having Charlamanage on? I thought this was a comedy show...

webp files can just fuck *all* the way off already