emma
@phonotactless.bsky.social
one small part of cosmic absurdity. also gay
how to make an impression* on your girlfriend’s family: immediately beat them at monopoly
*whether or not the impression is good is debatable
*whether or not the impression is good is debatable
January 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
how to make an impression* on your girlfriend’s family: immediately beat them at monopoly
*whether or not the impression is good is debatable
*whether or not the impression is good is debatable
when will elon musk answer for the immeasurable psychic damage i am dealt every time i am forced to read the words first buddy
December 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
when will elon musk answer for the immeasurable psychic damage i am dealt every time i am forced to read the words first buddy
girl who is not impressed by the chauffeur arrangements #catsofbluesky
December 6, 2024 at 12:21 PM
girl who is not impressed by the chauffeur arrangements #catsofbluesky
now you’re just taking the piss surely
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 AM
now you’re just taking the piss surely
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
face of a girl who was forgor for one night and is now taking measures to ensure it doesn’t happen again #catsofbluesky
December 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
face of a girl who was forgor for one night and is now taking measures to ensure it doesn’t happen again #catsofbluesky
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reminder that you are the gay cousin
November 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM
reminder that you are the gay cousin
please do not the cat
November 29, 2024 at 4:51 PM
please do not the cat
taking a page out of the corporate customer service book and texting or emailing everyone i interact with like was it good? was i good? did i talk good
November 29, 2024 at 7:28 AM
taking a page out of the corporate customer service book and texting or emailing everyone i interact with like was it good? was i good? did i talk good
yes i’m glad our universal healthcare coverage includes therapy. yes i wish it didn’t mean me having to fill out a form like 😔 i’m so mean to myself 😔 it makes me bad at my job 😔 please help me stop being mean to myself so i can create more shareholder value 😔
November 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
yes i’m glad our universal healthcare coverage includes therapy. yes i wish it didn’t mean me having to fill out a form like 😔 i’m so mean to myself 😔 it makes me bad at my job 😔 please help me stop being mean to myself so i can create more shareholder value 😔
no matter what else is going on in the world at least we’ll always have gently holding cat like burger #catsofbluesky
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
no matter what else is going on in the world at least we’ll always have gently holding cat like burger #catsofbluesky
✨ last book you read: ANNIE BOT by sierra greer
✨ currently reading: CHARACTER LIMIT by kate conger & ryan mac / ANNIHILATION by jeff vandermeer
✨ last book added to tbr: FANG FICTION by kate stayman-london
✨ next anticipated read: THE SWIMMERS by julie otsuka
📚💙
✨ currently reading: CHARACTER LIMIT by kate conger & ryan mac / ANNIHILATION by jeff vandermeer
✨ last book added to tbr: FANG FICTION by kate stayman-london
✨ next anticipated read: THE SWIMMERS by julie otsuka
📚💙
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
✨ last book you read: ANNIE BOT by sierra greer
✨ currently reading: CHARACTER LIMIT by kate conger & ryan mac / ANNIHILATION by jeff vandermeer
✨ last book added to tbr: FANG FICTION by kate stayman-london
✨ next anticipated read: THE SWIMMERS by julie otsuka
📚💙
✨ currently reading: CHARACTER LIMIT by kate conger & ryan mac / ANNIHILATION by jeff vandermeer
✨ last book added to tbr: FANG FICTION by kate stayman-london
✨ next anticipated read: THE SWIMMERS by julie otsuka
📚💙
reading character limit by @kateconger.com & @rmac.bsky.social and it really is so fucking funny how outraged and concerned elon musk once was about bots on twitter considering ,,, everything
November 27, 2024 at 3:12 PM
reading character limit by @kateconger.com & @rmac.bsky.social and it really is so fucking funny how outraged and concerned elon musk once was about bots on twitter considering ,,, everything
i started watching the morning show bc i thought it would be fun but now i’m just stressed about jennifer aniston
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 PM
i started watching the morning show bc i thought it would be fun but now i’m just stressed about jennifer aniston
they should do a black friday sale for the stock market
November 26, 2024 at 11:24 AM
they should do a black friday sale for the stock market
if wapo set out to design a word game that makes me as mad as humanly possible they got pretty damn close with wridges
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 AM
if wapo set out to design a word game that makes me as mad as humanly possible they got pretty damn close with wridges
better hope it doesn’t have e.coli
Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM
better hope it doesn’t have e.coli
- WHALE FALL by elizabeth o’connor
- GRETA & VALDIN by rebecca k. reilly
- PENANCE by eliza clark
& special shoutout to EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD by emily r. austin
- GRETA & VALDIN by rebecca k. reilly
- PENANCE by eliza clark
& special shoutout to EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD by emily r. austin
November 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
- WHALE FALL by elizabeth o’connor
- GRETA & VALDIN by rebecca k. reilly
- PENANCE by eliza clark
& special shoutout to EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD by emily r. austin
- GRETA & VALDIN by rebecca k. reilly
- PENANCE by eliza clark
& special shoutout to EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM WILL SOMEDAY BE DEAD by emily r. austin
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Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
they should invent a lying leg curl machine that doesn’t make you look incredibly silly when you rest between sets
November 25, 2024 at 4:12 PM
they should invent a lying leg curl machine that doesn’t make you look incredibly silly when you rest between sets
does it count if it’s against my will
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 PM
does it count if it’s against my will
my favourite is the people who are like “no i’m just saying reading and listening are different processes! they’re not the same!” like ok sure buddy but what you’re implying is that one of them is morally superior because you want to feel better than other people
The "do audiobooks count as reading" debate seems to hinge on the idea that reading is an inherently virtuous act.
It is not. There are some very bad books and reading them can make you dumb and mean.
It is not. There are some very bad books and reading them can make you dumb and mean.
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 AM
my favourite is the people who are like “no i’m just saying reading and listening are different processes! they’re not the same!” like ok sure buddy but what you’re implying is that one of them is morally superior because you want to feel better than other people
#HotFrosty on netflix seems to suggest snowmen are alive and thinking in there until and unless someone wakes them up, which seems. uh. questionable, ethically speaking
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 PM
#HotFrosty on netflix seems to suggest snowmen are alive and thinking in there until and unless someone wakes them up, which seems. uh. questionable, ethically speaking
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audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
November 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.