𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁 𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙀𝙇
@phonkedvessel.bsky.social
𝒎𝒆 : 𝑩𝑶𝑰𝑰𝑰 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑨𝒀 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑷𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲
(SATIRE/JOKE ACCOUNT)
(Written by http://Kane)
(Mun is 19)
(Composer/VA)
(None of The Edits/Art Mine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BgoxuHkArjiowgTeuMF3-c7S6z-FALnCdRCgl-CeOzU/edit?usp=drivesdk)
(SATIRE/JOKE ACCOUNT)
(Written by http://Kane)
(Mun is 19)
(Composer/VA)
(None of The Edits/Art Mine: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BgoxuHkArjiowgTeuMF3-c7S6z-FALnCdRCgl-CeOzU/edit?usp=drivesdk)
Pinned
["AY!"]
["YOU SONIC LARPERS THIMK YOU THE SHIT HUH?"]
["YOU AIN'T TUFF BOI, I'M BOUTTA WHOOP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL'S IN THE VRIUS CODED AHH."]
["You ain't ready to mess with A Sigma like Me."]
["YOU SONIC LARPERS THIMK YOU THE SHIT HUH?"]
["YOU AIN'T TUFF BOI, I'M BOUTTA WHOOP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL'S IN THE VRIUS CODED AHH."]
["You ain't ready to mess with A Sigma like Me."]
February 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
["AY!"]
["YOU SONIC LARPERS THIMK YOU THE SHIT HUH?"]
["YOU AIN'T TUFF BOI, I'M BOUTTA WHOOP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL'S IN THE VRIUS CODED AHH."]
["You ain't ready to mess with A Sigma like Me."]
["YOU SONIC LARPERS THIMK YOU THE SHIT HUH?"]
["YOU AIN'T TUFF BOI, I'M BOUTTA WHOOP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YALL'S IN THE VRIUS CODED AHH."]
["You ain't ready to mess with A Sigma like Me."]
["Ay, I'm sure it's easy and yall are just some sensitive betas."]
["All I gotta do is put some gym phonk in my ears, act Sigma, Enter My Crashout Mode and whoop their ahh."]
["All I gotta do is put some gym phonk in my ears, act Sigma, Enter My Crashout Mode and whoop their ahh."]
February 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
["Ay, I'm sure it's easy and yall are just some sensitive betas."]
["All I gotta do is put some gym phonk in my ears, act Sigma, Enter My Crashout Mode and whoop their ahh."]
["All I gotta do is put some gym phonk in my ears, act Sigma, Enter My Crashout Mode and whoop their ahh."]
["Well, that shi ain't none of yo business, tryna come toe to toe with the Sigma."]
["But whatever, The Names Jimmy."]
["But whatever, The Names Jimmy."]
February 19, 2026 at 2:34 AM
["Well, that shi ain't none of yo business, tryna come toe to toe with the Sigma."]
["But whatever, The Names Jimmy."]
["But whatever, The Names Jimmy."]
["I thought that round was pretty tuff tho."]
["THAT KILLER AIN'T GON DO SHIT if I were around tho"]
["THAT KILLER AIN'T GON DO SHIT if I were around tho"]
February 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
["I thought that round was pretty tuff tho."]
["THAT KILLER AIN'T GON DO SHIT if I were around tho"]
["THAT KILLER AIN'T GON DO SHIT if I were around tho"]
["MAN THIS AIN'T NO DUBAI!"]
["What the Sigma even is ts mid ahh place?"]
["Shi looking like An Average Day in Philly."]
["What the Sigma even is ts mid ahh place?"]
["Shi looking like An Average Day in Philly."]
February 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
["MAN THIS AIN'T NO DUBAI!"]
["What the Sigma even is ts mid ahh place?"]
["Shi looking like An Average Day in Philly."]
["What the Sigma even is ts mid ahh place?"]
["Shi looking like An Average Day in Philly."]
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 AM
𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐤 𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐳 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲: 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇
𝐦𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐬: 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧
𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐡: *𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬* 𝐄𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡?
𝐦𝐞: 𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐎
𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:💀
(𝟓 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐)
𝐦𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐬: 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧
𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐡: *𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬* 𝐄𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡?
𝐦𝐞: 𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐎
𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:💀
(𝟓 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐)
February 18, 2026 at 5:27 AM
𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐤 𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐳 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲: 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇
𝐦𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐬: 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧
𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐡: *𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬* 𝐄𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡?
𝐦𝐞: 𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐎
𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:💀
(𝟓 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐)
𝐦𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐬: 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧
𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐤 𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐡: *𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬* 𝐄𝐫𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡?
𝐦𝐞: 𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐀𝐘𝐎𝐎
𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰:💀
(𝟓 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐)
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM