phoenix
@phoneynix.bsky.social
Heya! I’m Lucas and, well, not very good at writing bios…
Turning sixteen in March 😁
- Diagnosed AuDHD
- He/Him/His, cis
- 15 y/o
- 🇮🇪
- Very much in favour of Pro-LGBTQ+ rights
Turning sixteen in March 😁
- Diagnosed AuDHD
- He/Him/His, cis
- 15 y/o
- 🇮🇪
- Very much in favour of Pro-LGBTQ+ rights
It’s so cool that pointcrow was just born fully clothed and in his 20s 🥹
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It’s so cool that pointcrow was just born fully clothed and in his 20s 🥹
If only that assassinator had slightly better aim
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If only that assassinator had slightly better aim
Perfectly good water was wasted to generate this, btw. This is not art, and the bubble will burst soon.
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Perfectly good water was wasted to generate this, btw. This is not art, and the bubble will burst soon.
I’m not sure if bluesky is simply more agreeable than the rest of the internet, but I’ve been seeing a LOT more people talking about how unfit Trump is. They’re 100% right
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’m not sure if bluesky is simply more agreeable than the rest of the internet, but I’ve been seeing a LOT more people talking about how unfit Trump is. They’re 100% right
And the worst part? It extends FAR beyond the states. It’s hell to just WATCH Trump in office
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
And the worst part? It extends FAR beyond the states. It’s hell to just WATCH Trump in office
That’s an absolutely beautiful flower! We seriously need to protect nature
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
That’s an absolutely beautiful flower! We seriously need to protect nature
I think we should give him tons of morphine and see if that helps
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I think we should give him tons of morphine and see if that helps
Even if there was, he still wouldn’t be able to find it. There is no way that man could find ANY sort of g spot
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Even if there was, he still wouldn’t be able to find it. There is no way that man could find ANY sort of g spot
I like how his initials are written on his tank top as if he isn’t obviously Trump from that hideous and distinct face alone
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I like how his initials are written on his tank top as if he isn’t obviously Trump from that hideous and distinct face alone
Woulda never been MY president.
I don’t live in the US
I don’t live in the US
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Woulda never been MY president.
I don’t live in the US
I don’t live in the US
Because somehow a deranged buffoon has wound up in the presidential office of a global superpower… Actually, that’s kind of common.
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Because somehow a deranged buffoon has wound up in the presidential office of a global superpower… Actually, that’s kind of common.
Wait that’s not helpful
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Wait that’s not helpful
Don’t worry, all your other favourite creators will die too!
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Don’t worry, all your other favourite creators will die too!
I think I figured it out
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think I figured it out
Wow, you weren’t kidding about sounding like DanTDM!
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Wow, you weren’t kidding about sounding like DanTDM!
I hope he showers on December 31st so that the gag continues as it is in 2026. I haven’t showered since two years ago just doesn’t hit the same.
January 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hope he showers on December 31st so that the gag continues as it is in 2026. I haven’t showered since two years ago just doesn’t hit the same.
mr crow, I think you meant to post this on the 1st. Right?
January 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
mr crow, I think you meant to post this on the 1st. Right?