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Ralph
@phoneguyralph.bsky.social
Um, Hello! Hello hello! *Fazbear’s #1 employee of the month! Father of an amazing daughter, family man!
(The Week Before spoilers)
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Rideable Monty!!!
#FNAF
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The fun never stops 😊✨
#fnaf #williamafton
May 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Can you lock the fuck in? 🔪🔪
#fnaf #williamafton
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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he's havin a tough time 😔🙏
#williamafton #fnaf
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Oh no, he fell! 😳😳
#williamafton #fnaf
February 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Fornite proportions funny :]
December 6, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Who’s in the damn building, I can hear them outside of the Parts and Service door
November 23, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Haha hey guys, wouldn’t it be funny if someone let me out of Parts and Service, like what if I was trapped in a Freddy suit…
Ironically of course, I wouldn’t break the rules of Freddy’s!
November 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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secrety secrets #fnaf
November 20, 2024 at 12:10 PM
You ever feel like you’re not in your own body? Watching everything that happens around you but somehow rotting away in a robotic prison?
Just me? Haha lol that’s so funny!
November 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Honestly this app feels much better than Twitter, I haven’t run into a single bot (the bad ones)
November 18, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Fuck up looking lizard :]
November 14, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Uhhhh why is someone running around the Pizzeria cutting the phone lines again? Should I be worried?
November 12, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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November 10, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I voted for my daughter Coppelia, I suppose Scott had other plans
November 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Woah, tomorrow is my birthday! Gonna try to convince Coppelia to celebrate with me at Freddy’s! She doesn’t like the animatronics so I could probably let her stay in the security office, but I hope she says yes!
October 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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good day my blue sky's followers

im the hot dog but fucking scary
October 18, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Oh… my phone is big…
October 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I made the road to 100 followers in 15 days on… that other platform… but I’ll do it again if I have to!
We phone guys are known for our persistence and determination!
October 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
No way, now that all of the Animatronics are migrating it was time for me to migrate here too! Much bluer skies than Utah!
October 17, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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I have breached Elon Musk’s containment with my massive biceps and impeccable figure.
October 17, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.
October 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM