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Janek Bevendorff
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1. Rumour of tariff pause spread.
2. Markets react instantly.
3. White House denies tariff pause.
4. Markets crash again.
5. Trump posts on TruthSocial: “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”
6. White house pauses tariffs.

I don’t think it takes a genius to see what’s happening here.
(False?) rumour about tariff pause. Markets shoot up and crash again. Trump posts “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!” Tariffs are paused.
April 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Ich glaube, wir können die Theorie der Selbstbereicherung jetzt als Fakt ansehen. So einen offensichtlichen Fall von öffentlichem und schamlosem Insider-Trading hab ich noch nicht gesehen. Wow.
(Falsches?) Gerücht über Zollpause. Börse flip-floppt. Trump postet “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!” Zölle werden pausiert.
April 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This is by far the most accurate description of what’s happening right now that I’ve seen so far.

xkcd.com/3073
Person 1: You know how I blocked all news sites at the start of 2021 to avoid spoilers for Avatar 2, and then forgot to start checking them again? Person 2: Yeah, we've been meaning to talk to you about that... 1: Well, I just checked the news for the first time, and why is the economy tanking? 2: Uh, the president is mad at other countries and imposed lots of tariffs. 1: Wait, who's the president now? 2: Donald Trump. 1: ...Still?? 2: No, again. 1: Ok, fine, what's a tariff? Why is he doing this? 2: You know that pizzeria your company orders from? They don't buy anything from YOU, right? 1: Why would they? We do geotechnical landscape surveys. 2: Right, so they're ripping you off! YOU'RE paying THEM tons of money, and what are YOU getting for it? 1: I mean...pizza? 2: See? They're not helping YOUR business at all! What a ripoff! 1: What would they even buy from us? I guess we could survey a pizza... 2: Yes, perfect! You refuse to let the delivery driver past your security desk unless they Venmo you for an equivalent value of LiDAR scans. 1: Wouldn't they just stop taking our orders? 2: Perfect, balance restored! 1: Ok, but I still want pizza. 2: Can't you just make one? You have all that gear. 1: I don't think a pizza made with LiDAR diodes would be very good. 2: Ugh, why is everyone so picky about toppings? Hidden text: "[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!”
April 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Was es hingegen gibt: Eine überproportionale Repräsentation der für Kriminalität typischen Demographie unter Zuwanderern: männlich, unter 40.

(Quelle: das Bundeslagebild oben).
December 17, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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More like the effects of mass disinformation and open Nazism is what's going on.
August 5, 2024 at 7:18 AM
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Realität ist Satire. Merz gratuliert Söder zum "sensationellen Ergebnis."
www.tagesschau.de/newsticker/l...

Das "sensationelle Ergebnis":
CSU -0,8, Grüne -2,8, #NoFW +3,7, #NoAfD +5,8.
October 8, 2023 at 7:41 PM