Michael Hickman
phoenixultima.bsky.social
Michael Hickman
@phoenixultima.bsky.social
I don't even know.
You can actually re-sync your unlocks with your steam achievements! Just go to your secrets menu and press alt+f2.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That said, I *also* hate it when a game doesn't let you hit max level until literally right before the final boss (NWN2 is guilty of this), so... I'm not sure what the fix is, here.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I had the same problem with BG3. You hit the max level of 12 not too long after you get to the main city, and then you still have a bajillion quests to go through. Levelling up and choosing how to become more powerful is like half the fun of these games, and it stops with like 40% of the game left.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You just know one of the CGI gremlins (CGremlins?) would be a blatant Shrek reference.
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Eyeshadow the hedgehog
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Jeopardeez nutz
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As someone who's been online since the AOL days, seeing a site with a ton of "TOP ONLINE CASINOS EASY CASH CLICK NOW" links instinctively makes me think "this site is going to give me a dang virus". Just sketchy as hell.
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I tried a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks once, and I swear it was like drinking hot maple syrup. Not necessarily *bad*, but I wouldn't really classify it as coffee.
October 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I once saw an ad for a T-1000 action figure, and it could split open to reveal rocket launchers.

Like, one of the main constraints on the T-1000 is that it can only make simple tools like knives and such, and can't just grow guns and bombs. Yet this one can just sprout rocket launchers?!
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wild how they showed bright, colorful, fluidly animated games like SMW and Sonic, then showed clunky digitized actors and mid-90s ass CGI and expected everyone to be like "wow, now THAT'S the future of gaming! And totally worth 700$!"
October 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I miss the days when video games could be bad just because the devs had a lot of crazy ideas and got in over their heads, instead of being bad because [wildly gestures at modern video game industry]
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Jesus T-Posed for your sins
September 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Either way, we'll get some absolute banger HelixSnake videos
September 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance, at best."

-Kreia, KotOR2
September 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Good thing she didn't download a car!
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
One of the big reasons I still use Firefox is that uBlock Origin still works on it.
September 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
You jest, but a Banjo-Kazooie style 3D collectathon set in the Hollow Knight universe would fucking slap.
September 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
OK, I have to ask: what the hell is "shmerg"? I'd google it but I don't want youtube suddenly thinking I want a bunch of white supremacy bullshit on my feed.
August 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Charge into a bottle of Power Milk! OH YEAH!!"
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Everyone else has already talked about how awful this article is, so I'll just point out that the cop cars are perfectly positioned to make the Washington monument look like a giant dick and balls.
August 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
time for crab
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Then quit tiktok and move to youtube shorts? Granted youtube isn't all sunshine and roses either, but tiktok sounds way worse (never been on tiktok myself).
August 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's so weird; in-game, games like BotW and SMO are all "freely use these tools to get to your goal! There's no wrong way to play!" And then IRL they pull shit like this. Maddening.
August 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM