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phoenix ✨✌️ 🔜 MAGFEST 2026
@phoenixisonline.bsky.social
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33. foppish lad.
i am online, generally speaking.
🔞 minors dni 🔞
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somehow.... Palpitations returned.
Oscar Issac as Poe Dameron in a scene from "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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my trendy trio of tech-sexuals welcomes you to the New Decade & its bountiful wonders
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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NEVER FORGET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
split-pic meme image of me next to Vince Gilligan. text on top & bottom reads: "ONLY ONE OF THESE ASSHOLES INVENTED Breaking Bad (and BASICALLY, you're a STUPID MOTHERFUCKER) EAT A HAM SANDWICH FILLED WITH CYANIDE!!!!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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[FATE IN UPCOMING SEQUEL NOTWITHSTANDING]
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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this is an obvious pick, but it bears repeating
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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be honest with me. i crave personal reckoning
"post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of"
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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tbh,
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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i will lead us to revolution.
Zohran Mamdani campaign font generated image that reads: "PHOENIX for ENDING THE TOO-LONG UNCHECKED REIGN OF ALTERNATIVE ROCK BAND WEEZER" Zohran Mamdani campaign font generated image that reads: "PHOENIX for SHUNNING THE CRITICAL CONSENSUS & REVISING HISTORY TO REFLECT THE MOVIEGOING PUBLIC'S SANGUINE ACCEPTANCE OF 'THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS' AS ONE OF CINEMA'S GREATEST MODERN TREASURES" Zohran Mamdani campaign font generated image that reads: "PHOENIX for drinckin whole lot a root beer and uhhhhh.. j..Jacking Off!!!!"
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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they're blastin lesbian anthems in this work environment today
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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happy DOOMSDAY everyone 🎶

long live
the VILLAIN.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I Am Look Upon You. from Heaven
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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alright.

time to see The Bear become The Boss
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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my POV of Dave, pictured here, shortly before the motherfuckening
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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well.
screenshot of bsky post from the account of the band Sugar, announcing their return after 30+ years
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Part 3: The Return of the (Drink)King

yall know how i get about my root beer

It's Time For The Final Sip.
a can of STILLER'S SODA (root beer-flavored)
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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round 2. i am the taster
a can of STILLER'S SODA (Lemon Lime-flavored)
October 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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alright Ben. you motherfucker. it's time.

Quench Me.
a can of STILLER'S SODA (Shirley Temple-flavored)
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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tonight. when i arrive home from work.

i will be tasting His Soda.
actor & creator of Severance, Ben Stiller, gesturing invitingly to his multiple cans of soda
October 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM