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Lucas
@phoenixfire.bsky.social
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27 | He/Him | Aspiring writer, unfunny poster, and socialist with too many opinions | Profile picture by @mannyandbo.com
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Chainsaw Man spoiler without context
Yui from K-On standing in a Detroit suburb wearing a University of Michigan hoodie and holding a bottle of Vernor's ginger ale. The caption reads: "Michigan Mentioned!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Concerned Bidoof
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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My contribution to the trend
The "Zohran For New York City" logo parody generator, which has been used to form the message: "My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for"
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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They cast Jeremy Irons to play Pope Alexander VI in that one show about the Borgias from several years back, and to this day, I still have no idea why
Jeremy Irons as Pope Alexander VI in the TV Show "The Borgias" A historical painting of Pope Alexander VI, who doesn't even remotely resemble Jeremy Irons
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Literally:
Comic panels depicting Joker talking with Redskull. Joker's dialogue is as follows: "You mean that's not some crazy disguise?? I've been working with a Nazi?!? That mask must be cutting off the oxygen to your brain. I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an *American* criminal lunatic! Keep back, boys! This creep is mine!"
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Andrew Cuomo with a disgusted, disappointed face. The caption reads: "CAMPAIGN UPDATE: FUCK"
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Scene from Porco Rosso where the titular character says: "Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather be a pig than a fascist"
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Marxists.org's main landing page, with Cyborg from Teen Titans go superimposed over and pointing at it and saying "NOW".
October 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Modern civilization if internet trads get their wish of forcing all the "degenerates" out of IT:
Map depicting the Late Bronze Age collapse
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Tiberius Gracchus watching from Tartarus as the President of the United States proudly proclaims his desire for a crown and faces no consequences
Disappointed Muhammad Sarim Akhtar meme, photoshopped to look orange and to have Hell as a background
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Logging onto Bluesky this evening
Screenshot from JoJo Part 2 of Joseph, Caesar, and Messina pulling up in a car. The subtitles read: "I didn't expect the Third Reich to show up"
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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That infamous "The Only Thing The Establishment Truly Fears" image, except the two people in it are a Curtis Sliwa supporter and a Zohran Mamdani supporter
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars screenshot of a clone trooper frantically waving his hands and saying "Everyone, stop firing! We're shooting at our own men!"
October 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Musashi Miyamoto from Vagabond holding his hands together in prayer, with the caption "ANOTHER DAY OF THANKING GOD FOR MAKING ME LEAVE TWITTER"
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The day has come again
Family Guy meme. First panel is Christopher Columbus saying "You guys always act like you're better than me!" Second panel has an early Indigenous person (represented by a forensic reconstruction of Kennewick Man), Leif Erikson, and Amerigo Vespucci seated on couches and wearing fancy outfits
October 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Lol
Above skeet labeled "Misleading" by Bluesky
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I feel like I'm gonna be getting a lot of mileage from this picture for as long as Bari Weiss remains relevant
Screenshot of Egyptian TV Host Tamer Amin saying "If you call this journalism I swear by Allah that I will shoot myself right here"
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Unsolicited brick pic
The Pick-a-Brick section of a LEGO store
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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The Trump military parade
October 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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"They're gonna silence all dissent and-"

THEY COULDN'T EVEN SILENCE JIMMY KIMMEL
Cosmo grabbing Timmy Turner by the scruff of his neck and screaming in his face
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Two blank cartoon guys carrying a guy in a stretcher. One asks: "What happened to him?", to which the other replies: "His skeet left his target audience"
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I'm putting together a team
YouTuber Man Carrying Thing YouTuber Eddy Burback YouTubsr Noah Samsen
October 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Tfw I'm tall enough to not qualify
Robert Downey Jr. looking incredibly relieved
October 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Me when I meet Stephen Miller
Evangelion screenshot of Gendo Ikari with shiny glasses staring down at Shinji
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM