Radio New Zealand (Gongmun25)
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New Zealand delegate announces plans to host ISNAP, a summit based upon discussions of demilitarisation and self determination to strengthen relationships with small and pacific states. This inaugural meeting will occur in 2027.
July 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The delegation of the USA in SPECPOL makes polarising speech:

“The USA is a leader of truth and integrity, as we deliver aid, our other countries deliver lies and fake promises. We don’t choose deception. God bless these United States of America.”
July 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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USA and Guatemala in talks for Epstein island to be renamed Tuvalu to become a global sporting centre.

Tuvalu delegate responds to this “Good luck with that. Also, consider including our TWOValu region, including our take over of Tasmania”
July 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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“Putin is my bestie”

The delegation of Ukraine has played victim, calling for exorbitant foreign aid. But leaked audio suggests that the delegation is almost encouraging of Russia’s actions.
July 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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New Zealand minister unable to definitively answer questions about the economic impacts of foreign aid and immigration surrounding cyclone Monoah, and leaves press conference early in shame.
July 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Tuvalu brutality calls out Indonesian colonialism, particularly noting Indonesian ownership of Tuvaluan national media. With this in mind, are we able to trust the information of news outlets such as Antara and Fenuei?
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Delegate for the United Kingdom calls out women’s rights issues in Kyrgyzstan, refusing to rescind the statement
July 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Patriotism is strong in SPECPOL, with the American delegate donning a red cap to show support for his people and his close allies Australia and New Zealand
July 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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New Zealand gives inspiring speech encouraging decolonisation and demilitarisation
July 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Our delegates claim to be professional, but it seems their meetings are resembling a house party as SHAMEFUL leaked images reveal alcohol within the SPECPOL chamber.
July 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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CORRUPTION REVEALED

A heartbroken delegate for Tajikistan claims water scarcity issue is caused by Kyrgyzstan. But as Tajikistan’s rural people die of thirst, most of the stolen water seems to be in its delegates water bottle.
July 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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“We are dumping our situationship”

Kyrgyzstan makes heartfelt, passionate speech about historical adversary Tajikistan, brutality ending their brief alliance due to issues of water scarcity.
July 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: UNHRC have passed their resolution for the provision of humanitarian aid with no votes against.
July 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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China makes statement claiming that UK’s leaked nuking plans against USA are the result of division within delegation, with UK agreeing with their support, showing no accountability.

We must ask, is China providing UK with the nuclear weaponry for the planned attack?
July 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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@buzzfeed-gong25.bsky.social asks SPECPOL about their thoughts on the UK’s exposed plan to nuke the USA as a method of climate action, with near the entire chamber asking to speak on the matter.
July 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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New Zealand’s proposed amendments within SPECPOL have passed almost unanimously, showcasing dedication to leading global connectivity and collaboration
July 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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SHOCKING allegations suggest Vanuatu is in discussion to become the 51st state of America to protect their fragile economy.
July 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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New Zealand will allow for mass Tongan refugees, with USA expressing interest in providing aid, but promises to prioritise resources for New Zealander people.
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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New Zealand delegate gives inspiring speech in support of close ally Fiji, excoriating ADHOC’s negligence towards the movement of cyclone Monoah.
July 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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New Zealand’s rousing speech in Radio New Zealand exclusive shows powerful leadership of Indigenous communities.

“With over 5000 groups, indigenous knowledge will be contentious, but they must be handled with nuance through domestic legislation to target specific needs.”
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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The delegate for Bangladesh remarks upon tensions with Australia and unprofessionalism in relationship to the media, showing limited growth

“We recognise that maturity is needed as many of the other delegates in this chamber can #preachsistah about. But we believe in peace”
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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When asked about SPECPOL division, French Polynesia powerfully states:

It is crucial for ideas to be tested and discourse to happen to ensure that indigenous knowledge is not just a footnote in the history of climate change, but the authors of it.
July 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Beautiful display of global unity in SPECPOL, as the great country of New Zealand leads a minute of silence to honour Tuvalu
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Tajikistan calls out The United Kingdom’s preposterous claims that respecting sovereignty is merely “semantics” and stating “whatever, we’ll deal with it later.”, passionately responding to this with

“Semantics of sovereignty is the basis of the United Nations.”
July 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Watch Tajikistan’s EMOTIONAL and AGGRESSIVE response to questions posed by @asiatimesgong2025.bsky.social
Is this behaviour acceptable in a diplomatic setting?
July 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM