Was the New Skin Liquid Bandage guy even Jamaican, or has my entire life been a lie

I know it's far from the most important thing rn, but can we at least get a #DianeWarren biopic starring @heathermatarazzo.bsky.social already? PLEE-ZUHH

In today's episode of Am I Writing An Erotic Fanfic Or Talking To My Tiny Dog: "Don't worry, there are more Daddie smells to rub on"

The extreme makeover of #MAGA women makes a lot more sense when you remember they're literally competing with children for male attention. 🤷‍♀️

Family, if we got 50 chihuahua owners to show up with their babies at every major #ICE kidnapping operation, we could solve this problem *real quick*...