Phoebe C✨
@phoebeads.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Phoebe! I make bracelets, do comedy, and am a multi-hyphenate in progress 😎 welcome to my new random business/personal account 📿✨
The most performative thing an Adult™️ can do first their Their Birthday™️ is go to “work”…
Ok we get it, you’re at work on your bday, you’re “a rockstar”…. Chill
What do you want? A cake just bc you showed up? As expected? The 9-5 grind?
Ok we get it, you’re at work on your bday, you’re “a rockstar”…. Chill
What do you want? A cake just bc you showed up? As expected? The 9-5 grind?
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The most performative thing an Adult™️ can do first their Their Birthday™️ is go to “work”…
Ok we get it, you’re at work on your bday, you’re “a rockstar”…. Chill
What do you want? A cake just bc you showed up? As expected? The 9-5 grind?
Ok we get it, you’re at work on your bday, you’re “a rockstar”…. Chill
What do you want? A cake just bc you showed up? As expected? The 9-5 grind?
Living to be 31 is wack when you consider the fact that your whole life leading up to this point, you didn’t see yourself making it to 30 years old 🤯🤯🤯✨✨✨
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Living to be 31 is wack when you consider the fact that your whole life leading up to this point, you didn’t see yourself making it to 30 years old 🤯🤯🤯✨✨✨
Why am I a villain for simply asking people to just merely consider me on the literal anniversary of my birth? I didn’t ask to be born PERIODT ⚫️ I especially didn’t ask to be born in this economy
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Why am I a villain for simply asking people to just merely consider me on the literal anniversary of my birth? I didn’t ask to be born PERIODT ⚫️ I especially didn’t ask to be born in this economy
I think I should just write more essays (even though I’m not in college anymore) bc I just got so much to say at a collegiate level & I want to argue ✨eloquently✨
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 AM
I think I should just write more essays (even though I’m not in college anymore) bc I just got so much to say at a collegiate level & I want to argue ✨eloquently✨
Roughly 1/2 of the group “order” (late holiday presents) that my coworkers didn’t ask for, but I made them anyways 💪✨ the “prompt” was MATCHY bracelets, not MATCHING / semi-personalized gifts 🎁
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Roughly 1/2 of the group “order” (late holiday presents) that my coworkers didn’t ask for, but I made them anyways 💪✨ the “prompt” was MATCHY bracelets, not MATCHING / semi-personalized gifts 🎁
Spain might have fucked the world over in terms of colonization (etc), but damn that nation ✨ POPPED OFF ✨ in terms of global language contribution and all the incredible art they (as a nation) have produced
January 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Spain might have fucked the world over in terms of colonization (etc), but damn that nation ✨ POPPED OFF ✨ in terms of global language contribution and all the incredible art they (as a nation) have produced
Okay, “digital void” - hear me out;
“Land of Women” (tv series) on AppleTV+ is “Volver” (Almodóvar) reimagined but if Carmen Maura’s character wasn’t “ambiguously dead” and in a different timeline + different characters + less siblings
“Land of Women” (tv series) on AppleTV+ is “Volver” (Almodóvar) reimagined but if Carmen Maura’s character wasn’t “ambiguously dead” and in a different timeline + different characters + less siblings
January 7, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Okay, “digital void” - hear me out;
“Land of Women” (tv series) on AppleTV+ is “Volver” (Almodóvar) reimagined but if Carmen Maura’s character wasn’t “ambiguously dead” and in a different timeline + different characters + less siblings
“Land of Women” (tv series) on AppleTV+ is “Volver” (Almodóvar) reimagined but if Carmen Maura’s character wasn’t “ambiguously dead” and in a different timeline + different characters + less siblings
The concept of the “digital void” is so fascinating bc “the internet is forever”
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The concept of the “digital void” is so fascinating bc “the internet is forever”
I feel as though “I” am Chaotic Good™️ personified… and that is the primary reason as to why I have so many fans/haters
January 7, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I feel as though “I” am Chaotic Good™️ personified… and that is the primary reason as to why I have so many fans/haters
Today at work -
me: hey kid, please do math :) time for math. it’s just a puzzle today, you’ll love it!
student: F*CK YOU!!
me: good job using your words, but it’s time for math :)
me: hey kid, please do math :) time for math. it’s just a puzzle today, you’ll love it!
student: F*CK YOU!!
me: good job using your words, but it’s time for math :)
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Today at work -
me: hey kid, please do math :) time for math. it’s just a puzzle today, you’ll love it!
student: F*CK YOU!!
me: good job using your words, but it’s time for math :)
me: hey kid, please do math :) time for math. it’s just a puzzle today, you’ll love it!
student: F*CK YOU!!
me: good job using your words, but it’s time for math :)
Posting on this app just feels like shouting into the void since I have 4 (four) followers right now 😅 that’s ok, I’m gonna use this time to get real weird with it
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Posting on this app just feels like shouting into the void since I have 4 (four) followers right now 😅 that’s ok, I’m gonna use this time to get real weird with it
I am not stupid, MATH is stupid ✨
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I am not stupid, MATH is stupid ✨
I just want two boyfriends and a wife.., Is that too much to ask for? Asking 4 a friend
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just want two boyfriends and a wife.., Is that too much to ask for? Asking 4 a friend
Cheat on me once, shame on YOU.
cheat on me twice, shame on ME…. bc why the frick would I let someone cheat on me TWICE?
cheat on me twice, shame on ME…. bc why the frick would I let someone cheat on me TWICE?
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Cheat on me once, shame on YOU.
cheat on me twice, shame on ME…. bc why the frick would I let someone cheat on me TWICE?
cheat on me twice, shame on ME…. bc why the frick would I let someone cheat on me TWICE?
Why don’t they do crowd surfing at Broadway shows?
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Why don’t they do crowd surfing at Broadway shows?
Soviet bong rip - when you don’t hit the bong, the bong hits you
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Soviet bong rip - when you don’t hit the bong, the bong hits you
Mayyonaise* is the WORST thing that while people have ever done.
*other than colonialism and gen0cice
*other than colonialism and gen0cice
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Mayyonaise* is the WORST thing that while people have ever done.
*other than colonialism and gen0cice
*other than colonialism and gen0cice
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The worst thing that Tr*mp said during the 60 minutes interview was that he was more attractive than Zohran Mamdani
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The worst thing that Tr*mp said during the 60 minutes interview was that he was more attractive than Zohran Mamdani
The October bday show of my hot friends (feat. m dukes), part 2 ❣️✨
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The October bday show of my hot friends (feat. m dukes), part 2 ❣️✨
Kai and Em’s bday show @ Third Space was a dream 🥰 part 1
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kai and Em’s bday show @ Third Space was a dream 🥰 part 1
Random work selfies from summertime ✨
October 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Random work selfies from summertime ✨
hi I’m Phoebe and I 🖤 beads. I put these here beads on this string 📿Thank you, that is all ✨
// hola, soy Phoebe y me encantan los cuentos de piedra ! esos cuentos de piedras me ponen en una cuerda acrílica 📿 gracias, eso es todo
// hola, soy Phoebe y me encantan los cuentos de piedra ! esos cuentos de piedras me ponen en una cuerda acrílica 📿 gracias, eso es todo
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hi I’m Phoebe and I 🖤 beads. I put these here beads on this string 📿Thank you, that is all ✨
// hola, soy Phoebe y me encantan los cuentos de piedra ! esos cuentos de piedras me ponen en una cuerda acrílica 📿 gracias, eso es todo
// hola, soy Phoebe y me encantan los cuentos de piedra ! esos cuentos de piedras me ponen en una cuerda acrílica 📿 gracias, eso es todo