Joshua Byrd
@phocks.bne.social.ap.brid.gy
Software developer.
Data journalist.
Code and stories for ABC News Story Lab.
Sometimes musician/actor.
Husband and father.
Animal lover.
(Admin for https://bne.social […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://bne.social/@phocks, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Data journalist.
Code and stories for ABC News Story Lab.
Sometimes musician/actor.
Husband and father.
Animal lover.
(Admin for https://bne.social […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://bne.social/@phocks, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Here we go. We're off. Maybe some kind of bus scheduling thing. Oh well. Happy Friday everyone! Have a great day at work or whatever you're doing!
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Here we go. We're off. Maybe some kind of bus scheduling thing. Oh well. Happy Friday everyone! Have a great day at work or whatever you're doing!
Never mind. The bus came at last! (But now it's just sitting at my stop and not going anywhere.... What's going on lol)
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Never mind. The bus came at last! (But now it's just sitting at my stop and not going anywhere.... What's going on lol)
Oh yes of course let's not forget Nicole the Fediverse Chick!!! 🥵
Re: https://dotnet.social/@SmartmanApps/115938249283178051
Re: https://dotnet.social/@SmartmanApps/115938249283178051
💡𝚂𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝙰𝗉𝗉𝗌📱 (@SmartmanApps@dotnet.social)
@phocks@bne.social Nicole the Fediverse Chick, obvs 😂
dotnet.social
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Oh yes of course let's not forget Nicole the Fediverse Chick!!! 🥵
Re: https://dotnet.social/@SmartmanApps/115938249283178051
Re: https://dotnet.social/@SmartmanApps/115938249283178051
Actually John Mastodon is clearly the hottest person on this app
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Actually John Mastodon is clearly the hottest person on this app
OK this was actually a trick question because everyone knows that on the fediverse EVERYBODY is beautiful and NO ONE is horny just like the modern action stars and superheroes mentioned in this classic web essay. Congrats everyone! 💪 https://bloodknife.com/everyone-beautiful-no-one-horny/
Everyone Is Beautiful and No One Is Horny
bloodknife.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 AM
OK this was actually a trick question because everyone knows that on the fediverse EVERYBODY is beautiful and NO ONE is horny just like the modern action stars and superheroes mentioned in this classic web essay. Congrats everyone! 💪 https://bloodknife.com/everyone-beautiful-no-one-horny/
I am obliged to say my wife @amy although she hasn't logged on in a few years hahaha
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I am obliged to say my wife @amy although she hasn't logged on in a few years hahaha
Yes that seemed to work! No explosions!
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Yes that seemed to work! No explosions!
OK I have decided that Delta Chat is good
January 21, 2026 at 9:08 AM
OK I have decided that Delta Chat is good