Phlegraean Fields
@phlegraeanfields.bsky.social
Deposed prince, veering dangerously close to piracy. Enjoying the view in the meantime.
This might be the most “come hither” photo you’ve ever posted and we all seem to like it a lot. Excellent pose/angle. Very alluring.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This might be the most “come hither” photo you’ve ever posted and we all seem to like it a lot. Excellent pose/angle. Very alluring.
Must’ve been a strong cute guy. The bar in question is hefty af.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Must’ve been a strong cute guy. The bar in question is hefty af.
And it wasn’t even FCF!
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
And it wasn’t even FCF!
If only I could get off the home improvement spam call list and on the edge you list…
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If only I could get off the home improvement spam call list and on the edge you list…
Feels like the deluxe weaponization of naughty pics. If it becomes videos too, we’re all in danger, gurl.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Feels like the deluxe weaponization of naughty pics. If it becomes videos too, we’re all in danger, gurl.
Every inch of you, it seems…
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Every inch of you, it seems…
While I’m tempted to counter with, “Why is this even a question? Of course you should,” it would be good to know if you’d literally freeze your ass off doing so. How cold is it outside where you are?
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
While I’m tempted to counter with, “Why is this even a question? Of course you should,” it would be good to know if you’d literally freeze your ass off doing so. How cold is it outside where you are?
Or is it anticapitalism? Or nihilism?
a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
ALT: a cartoon cat with glasses and a lollipop says the world may never know .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Or is it anticapitalism? Or nihilism?
Were you seeking a child’s toy? Could’ve been Jungle All the Way.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Were you seeking a child’s toy? Could’ve been Jungle All the Way.
A little something for everyone in that. 🥵🥵🥵
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
A little something for everyone in that. 🥵🥵🥵
Did you wake up early enough to circumvent that, or are you on a walk to a remote spot where pantslessness is more possible?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Did you wake up early enough to circumvent that, or are you on a walk to a remote spot where pantslessness is more possible?
My face wants to go to there.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My face wants to go to there.
Eh…it’s been done. www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
Self-Portrait, N.Y.C. (The J. Paul Getty Museum Collection)
Self-Portrait, N.Y.C. (The J. Paul Getty Museum Collection); 1978; Robert Mapplethorpe (American, 1946 - 1989); Selenium toned gelatin silver print; Image: 19.5 × 19.5 cm (7 11/16 × 7 11/16 in.);
www.getty.edu
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Eh…it’s been done. www.getty.edu/art/collecti...
As instant boner paragraphs go, this one is pretty good.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
As instant boner paragraphs go, this one is pretty good.
Mustering energy to do a job application and then cook.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Mustering energy to do a job application and then cook.
Wish you were close enough that there was no choice but to worship.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Wish you were close enough that there was no choice but to worship.
Such an inviting photo…
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Such an inviting photo…
And three makes a support group…
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
And three makes a support group…
Happy Birthday! 🥳
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Happy Birthday! 🥳
That’s exhausting. I’m so sorry they’ve been myopic. You deserve better.
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That’s exhausting. I’m so sorry they’ve been myopic. You deserve better.
The best part of waking up is Francois’ half-hard cock.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The best part of waking up is Francois’ half-hard cock.