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PE Teacher 2 - Jimmy Kerslake. Couldn't get changed in time? Walk through the valley of death. All your classmates lined up in two rows facing each other. You had to walk through while each lad smashed your arse with a gym shoe.
December 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
PE Teacher 2 - Jimmy Kerslake. Couldn't get changed in time? Walk through the valley of death. All your classmates lined up in two rows facing each other. You had to walk through while each lad smashed your arse with a gym shoe.
PE Teacher 1 - Slapper Sellick. So named after a school trip to a farm where he pointed out a horse with a hard on to all the kids, and then slapped it's dick and laughed. Allegedly.
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
PE Teacher 1 - Slapper Sellick. So named after a school trip to a farm where he pointed out a horse with a hard on to all the kids, and then slapped it's dick and laughed. Allegedly.
I'm 54 and those 70s/80s PE teachers were fucking monsters. I'm a teacher myself now and modern PE teachers are a cracking bunch.
December 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I'm 54 and those 70s/80s PE teachers were fucking monsters. I'm a teacher myself now and modern PE teachers are a cracking bunch.
Hahahahaha no way. Can I guess your age as 56?
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hahahahaha no way. Can I guess your age as 56?
The comma after nice guy is making me wonder stuff
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The comma after nice guy is making me wonder stuff
Means something else entirely in Thailand
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Means something else entirely in Thailand
Hahaha nice
December 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hahaha nice
As a sex worker out on the cock...
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As a sex worker out on the cock...
Fucking hell. We need more of these.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fucking hell. We need more of these.
Hell yes. Our Grab delivery guys always get a smiley posed pic of me holding up my little plastic food parcel.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hell yes. Our Grab delivery guys always get a smiley posed pic of me holding up my little plastic food parcel.
Still makes no sense to me. Btw Alan I'm in the middle of watching a manic miner speedrun on the YouTubes 😅
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Still makes no sense to me. Btw Alan I'm in the middle of watching a manic miner speedrun on the YouTubes 😅
Why aren't you allowed to type Vinted?
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why aren't you allowed to type Vinted?
Ignore the troll. You're completely correct about today's procedures, and even if this were a fess from the 70s it wouldn't have sparked such a response.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ignore the troll. You're completely correct about today's procedures, and even if this were a fess from the 70s it wouldn't have sparked such a response.
Don't they all have a common sized screwcap?
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Don't they all have a common sized screwcap?
My heart would sink when I met one of this kind of estate agent
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My heart would sink when I met one of this kind of estate agent
Yup. Nobody checked a thing back then.
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Yup. Nobody checked a thing back then.
My dad dropped me off at the wrong nursery. It's one of my earliest memories.
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My dad dropped me off at the wrong nursery. It's one of my earliest memories.
I came here to post this 😁
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I came here to post this 😁
Different login or vpn on different device?
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Different login or vpn on different device?
Murder? Sorry I haven't got a scooby.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Murder? Sorry I haven't got a scooby.
This happened to me in my teens. Agony and alone in the house. Had to yell until rescue came.
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This happened to me in my teens. Agony and alone in the house. Had to yell until rescue came.
You knew it way before that 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You knew it way before that 😂
Phwoar, this needs research funding pronto!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Phwoar, this needs research funding pronto!