My evening in a nutshell

Look, I know it’s difficult to work retail, so I’m not going to be a bitch about this … but I bought this sewing kit and it has *cookies* in it???

Babe wake up new Spiders Georg just dropped

I appreciate the increasing subtlety of phishing attempts these days. Yes, presumably-svelte-woman-who-is-bendy, let me engage with you about your presumably-sweaty yoga clothes

In case you wanted a quick summary of who I am 👀