phishmastr.bsky.social
@phishmastr.bsky.social
I cannot stress to everyone how relieving this would be if we all didn’t KNOW FOR A FACT that they’re going to do it anyway
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Batman should be incredibly anti cop but he’s never written that way
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Does literally anybody even use Facebook anymore?
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Yeah. It’s not the incompetent people running the government or the billionaires that keep inventing new ways to monetize breathing that’s destroying the planet , it’s people eating meat.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
He’s the only president I’ll pledge allegiance to
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I feel this
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Looking forward to the finished product, also merry Christmas man!!
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
“What if a fascist regime tried to take aver but they were fucking stupid and bad at everything?”
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Do you want a starship troopers?!?!? Cuz this is how you get a starship troopers!!!
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Umm excuse me, have we all forgotten about the G.O.A.T. of unlikeable douche bag politicians?
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking through a window
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December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Well this is you saying this, so it probably didn’t happen
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I hate you for coming up with that profile name before me
December 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
God I miss them
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
These people need to be tied to a chair and beaten
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I mean, how many times do you see Dan akroyd and Reba mcyntire in a musical scene?
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s salmon today it’s gonna be people tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Probably because he’s not attracted to women. Like, that’s been an open secret for years
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oh wonderful, yet another thing to be terrified of. Thanks science.
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Didn’t they make this twice?
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Do these dumb asses want a cthulu uprising? Because this is how you get them
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I’m more interested in what this means for AEW
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM