i actually want to die.

2 weeks no alcohol
2 weeks no fast food.
2 weeks - 11lbs down.

i’m going to get back to my pre pandemic weight. i promise 😭😭

one thing i hate. is hanging out with insecure couples

please stop fighting about yall past

am i being dramatic??

i went out last night and came to work on less than 4 hours.
i haven’t done this since i was 23.
i am feeling the effects of being nearly 30.
but a huge shout out to liquid iv for getting me through it

men will literally set you off and get mad at your response.

maybe i was raised different but ill never have over guests without preparing food (or at the very least ordering takeout)

santa not being real finally clicked after my mom told me she couldn’t drink milk because she was lactose intolerant.

all the years of giving santa coca-cola and cookies finally made sense…

i always wondered why everyone else left milk and cookies but my santa didn’t like milk 😭😭

i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

I also have a gorilla grip heart 🥲

when i was a kid i had a crush on my moms masc lesbian friend and then i cried when i found out she was not a man 😭😭😭

goodreads.com/phinthehumann

whoever convinced me to read fourth wing, why wouldn’t you warn me about a 💀 that would sting like that???! 😭😭😭