Philip von Oppen
@philvonoppen.bsky.social
Might as well get the fridge too. It's only £2k
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Might as well get the fridge too. It's only £2k
Perhaps he was a scouser taking a call from outer space?
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Perhaps he was a scouser taking a call from outer space?
If you want to catch seagulls, you need CHIPs.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you want to catch seagulls, you need CHIPs.
Here is one from last week.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here is one from last week.
Not the same Michael Prescott who was a spokesman for a friend of Putin, I presume. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/j...
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not the same Michael Prescott who was a spokesman for a friend of Putin, I presume. www.theguardian.com/world/2009/j...
120 years, you say, Colonel.
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
120 years, you say, Colonel.
I think Andrew's downfall was using Pizza Express as an alibi.
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I think Andrew's downfall was using Pizza Express as an alibi.
Maybe British could have a card that proves they are British, do they don't need an ID card?
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Maybe British could have a card that proves they are British, do they don't need an ID card?
Nearly makes you miss the former Foreign Secretary.
August 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Nearly makes you miss the former Foreign Secretary.
10-17 year old England and Wales.
June 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
10-17 year old England and Wales.
For some perspective, 400kg of uranium would fit into a water cooler bottle. If all 1.3m active duty US soldiers started searching Iran unhindered, they would each need to cover more than 1 km2.
June 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
For some perspective, 400kg of uranium would fit into a water cooler bottle. If all 1.3m active duty US soldiers started searching Iran unhindered, they would each need to cover more than 1 km2.
This ASHP has pride of place in front of this new house in Hamburg. They have a huge garden at the back and side, so it must be by choice. Strange to think that barely used cars are totally normal outside a house, but a heat pump would be frowned upon in the UK.
June 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
This ASHP has pride of place in front of this new house in Hamburg. They have a huge garden at the back and side, so it must be by choice. Strange to think that barely used cars are totally normal outside a house, but a heat pump would be frowned upon in the UK.
5000km from Sheffield.
June 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
5000km from Sheffield.
5000km from London
June 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
5000km from London
They hate the family? Is this the same Liz Truss?
June 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
They hate the family? Is this the same Liz Truss?
Cardinal Affumicatore gently attaches 132 sardines to the ancient wooden rack in the Sistine Chapel chimney in preparation for the announcement. One for each remaining Cardinal to take home. The 133rd sardine will, as always, be given to the new Pope unsmoked.
May 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Cardinal Affumicatore gently attaches 132 sardines to the ancient wooden rack in the Sistine Chapel chimney in preparation for the announcement. One for each remaining Cardinal to take home. The 133rd sardine will, as always, be given to the new Pope unsmoked.
They are just getting the fish ready. Not long now.
May 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
They are just getting the fish ready. Not long now.
Just don't let them anywhere near a chainsaw.
May 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just don't let them anywhere near a chainsaw.
Mr President, you definitely said you were bringing the chessboard.
April 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mr President, you definitely said you were bringing the chessboard.
US lawyers should just call it an Act of God and dare the other party to challenge this.
April 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
US lawyers should just call it an Act of God and dare the other party to challenge this.
Deaths per million, by country, Afghanistan war.
March 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Deaths per million, by country, Afghanistan war.