Philtrum Petrichor
@philtrumpetrichor.bsky.social
Somewhat of a curmudgeon.
Gaming, Movies, Sandwiches, Novelty Hats.
https://linktr.ee/philtrumpetrichor
Gaming, Movies, Sandwiches, Novelty Hats.
https://linktr.ee/philtrumpetrichor
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Rudolph is out for my blood | SKINWALKER
YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor
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December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Grandma is not a nice old lady | GRANDMA IS THAT YOU?
YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor
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December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I dont suppose any of you chatty gaming/movie nerds wanna join me on discord and help breathe some life into my server?
It's fun. I promise.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
It's fun. I promise.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
Join the The Petrichord Discord Server!
Movies, Video Games, Curmudgeonly opinions. | 94 members
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November 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I dont suppose any of you chatty gaming/movie nerds wanna join me on discord and help breathe some life into my server?
It's fun. I promise.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
It's fun. I promise.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Frighteners
PG Psycho Goreman
Event Horizon
Braindead
Clearly my brain has a boner for Peter Jackson today.
The Frighteners
PG Psycho Goreman
Event Horizon
Braindead
Clearly my brain has a boner for Peter Jackson today.
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
Zombeavers (wtf brain)
Scream (1996)
Halloween (1978)
Get Out
Zombeavers (wtf brain)
Scream (1996)
Halloween (1978)
Get Out
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Shining
Hereditary
Midsommar
The VVitch
The Shining
Hereditary
Midsommar
The VVitch
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.
The Frighteners
PG Psycho Goreman
Event Horizon
Braindead
Clearly my brain has a boner for Peter Jackson today.
The Frighteners
PG Psycho Goreman
Event Horizon
Braindead
Clearly my brain has a boner for Peter Jackson today.
Thought this would make a good horror movie watch, and it turns out, not a horror movie.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thought this would make a good horror movie watch, and it turns out, not a horror movie.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
For all of Spooky Season ill be hosting random horror movie watch parties on my Discord server at 10pm UK time
Last night was Clown in a Cornfield.
Tonight it'll either be Planet Terror or His Name Was Mormo.
Please join me, if you're cool and/or pretty.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
Last night was Clown in a Cornfield.
Tonight it'll either be Planet Terror or His Name Was Mormo.
Please join me, if you're cool and/or pretty.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
Join the The Petrichord Discord Server!
Movies, Video Games, Curmudgeonly opinions. | 94 members
discord.gg
October 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
For all of Spooky Season ill be hosting random horror movie watch parties on my Discord server at 10pm UK time
Last night was Clown in a Cornfield.
Tonight it'll either be Planet Terror or His Name Was Mormo.
Please join me, if you're cool and/or pretty.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
Last night was Clown in a Cornfield.
Tonight it'll either be Planet Terror or His Name Was Mormo.
Please join me, if you're cool and/or pretty.
discord.gg/rDBghWgbnh
I watched Clown in a Cornfield last night.
It was dumb, gory, not very scary and all the good bits were in the trailer.
7/10
It was dumb, gory, not very scary and all the good bits were in the trailer.
7/10
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September 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I watched Clown in a Cornfield last night.
It was dumb, gory, not very scary and all the good bits were in the trailer.
7/10
It was dumb, gory, not very scary and all the good bits were in the trailer.
7/10
Despite Amazon knowing my shopping habits and targetting all their product recommendations to me, I'm still getting menstrual and menopause product ads interrupting Prime Video.
I've not had a period in ages, and even then I think it was a kidney stone.
I've not had a period in ages, and even then I think it was a kidney stone.
September 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Despite Amazon knowing my shopping habits and targetting all their product recommendations to me, I'm still getting menstrual and menopause product ads interrupting Prime Video.
I've not had a period in ages, and even then I think it was a kidney stone.
I've not had a period in ages, and even then I think it was a kidney stone.
If you love horror and sci-fi, you'll probably enjoy this...
youtu.be/fmIOzpiK03M?...
#deadreset #youtube #horror
youtu.be/fmIOzpiK03M?...
#deadreset #youtube #horror
Stuck in an Alien Time Loop! | DEAD RESET part 1
YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor
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September 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you love horror and sci-fi, you'll probably enjoy this...
youtu.be/fmIOzpiK03M?...
#deadreset #youtube #horror
youtu.be/fmIOzpiK03M?...
#deadreset #youtube #horror
If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you see this, QTP with a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇
Today, i am at Gawthorpe Hall, a big old house.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
August 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today, i am at Gawthorpe Hall, a big old house.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Chaotic evil or chaotic good for me.
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Chaotic evil or chaotic good for me.
Have you read my posts here? No youngster could be this curmudgeonly.
July 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Have you read my posts here? No youngster could be this curmudgeonly.
I made a song out of the IMDB Parent's Guide to 2013's Movie 43.
I think it's the best worst thing I've ever done.
youtu.be/gwMcduVDYcM?...
I think it's the best worst thing I've ever done.
youtu.be/gwMcduVDYcM?...
A Song Inspired By The IMDB Parent's Guide to Movie 43
YouTube video by Philtrum Petrichor
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July 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I made a song out of the IMDB Parent's Guide to 2013's Movie 43.
I think it's the best worst thing I've ever done.
youtu.be/gwMcduVDYcM?...
I think it's the best worst thing I've ever done.
youtu.be/gwMcduVDYcM?...
Watched Dogged last night, didnt really enjoy it, needed a second pass of the edit suite and a grading to stop it looking like it was filmed on an ipad held by your best mate Darren, with the gammy leg.
7/10
7/10
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Watched Dogged last night, didnt really enjoy it, needed a second pass of the edit suite and a grading to stop it looking like it was filmed on an ipad held by your best mate Darren, with the gammy leg.
7/10
7/10