Philly B
@philster.bsky.social
I come to this place to laugh, to cry, to care. Because we need that, all of us.
I hate cars and I think trains and trans are cool. He/him
I hate cars and I think trains and trans are cool. He/him
I don't know what I want my brand on Bluesky to be:
Post silly thoughts I have for the amusement of my pals?
Post thirsty gay stuff?
Post arts and crafts stuff?
I feel like Venn diagram overlap for all three is extremely small and I don't want to alienate any two groups for the sake of the third.
Post silly thoughts I have for the amusement of my pals?
Post thirsty gay stuff?
Post arts and crafts stuff?
I feel like Venn diagram overlap for all three is extremely small and I don't want to alienate any two groups for the sake of the third.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I don't know what I want my brand on Bluesky to be:
Post silly thoughts I have for the amusement of my pals?
Post thirsty gay stuff?
Post arts and crafts stuff?
I feel like Venn diagram overlap for all three is extremely small and I don't want to alienate any two groups for the sake of the third.
Post silly thoughts I have for the amusement of my pals?
Post thirsty gay stuff?
Post arts and crafts stuff?
I feel like Venn diagram overlap for all three is extremely small and I don't want to alienate any two groups for the sake of the third.
The most boomer thing about me is that I will always double space after a period when writing. It's just automatic.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The most boomer thing about me is that I will always double space after a period when writing. It's just automatic.
I think I'm just going straight rainbow with white to black gradient.......It's called "brand consistency" look it up.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I think I'm just going straight rainbow with white to black gradient.......It's called "brand consistency" look it up.
Back on my bullshit (making rainbow/black and white quilts and overthinking the final layout)
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Back on my bullshit (making rainbow/black and white quilts and overthinking the final layout)
Pay $5/month for 5 minute a day access to DeadMom, or get DeadMom+ for $20 with up to 1 hour of live video chat daily, now with rollover minutes so if you forget to call on mother's day, you can just talk twice as long the next day.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Pay $5/month for 5 minute a day access to DeadMom, or get DeadMom+ for $20 with up to 1 hour of live video chat daily, now with rollover minutes so if you forget to call on mother's day, you can just talk twice as long the next day.
I'm trying to cut down my phone time and as a result, bluesky is on a 10 min timer. Luckily, it only requires 10 seconds of scrolling to find out everything still sucks and is getting worse
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm trying to cut down my phone time and as a result, bluesky is on a 10 min timer. Luckily, it only requires 10 seconds of scrolling to find out everything still sucks and is getting worse
In High School, as Student Body President, I planned a school-sanctioned mud tug of war during a pep rally, got muddy with all the boys and had a big steamy group shower together in the locker room. And if that wasn't the apex of my career as a horny closeted gay teenager, I don't know what was.
August 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In High School, as Student Body President, I planned a school-sanctioned mud tug of war during a pep rally, got muddy with all the boys and had a big steamy group shower together in the locker room. And if that wasn't the apex of my career as a horny closeted gay teenager, I don't know what was.
The best part of the new marvel movie is getting onto the group chat with my straight friends to "Talk about the FF movie"
July 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The best part of the new marvel movie is getting onto the group chat with my straight friends to "Talk about the FF movie"
I woke up to a notification that a high school classmate who I have not spoken to in 15 years has sent me 9 messages.....my social anxiety is through the roof thinking about what could possibly be in these messages
July 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I woke up to a notification that a high school classmate who I have not spoken to in 15 years has sent me 9 messages.....my social anxiety is through the roof thinking about what could possibly be in these messages
Hey bluesky. Look how I spent my 2 weeks off from school. I made some quilts using leftover fabric from other projects and my mom said I did a good job.
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey bluesky. Look how I spent my 2 weeks off from school. I made some quilts using leftover fabric from other projects and my mom said I did a good job.
Drag Race was always much more enjoyable when it was more project runway design challenges and less terribly scripted parody skits.
June 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Drag Race was always much more enjoyable when it was more project runway design challenges and less terribly scripted parody skits.
Sharks, for $1,000,000 and 10% stake....
if you dont have a fupa how do you keep your napkin from falling out of your lap at restaurants
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sharks, for $1,000,000 and 10% stake....
You what what would stop the "LA Riots" (a charged term that is angross misrepresentation of what's happening)?
If the feds went home and stopped kidnapping folks off the street/courts/schools.
It's entirely a manufactured "crisis" and anyone who says differently has something to sell (fascism)
If the feds went home and stopped kidnapping folks off the street/courts/schools.
It's entirely a manufactured "crisis" and anyone who says differently has something to sell (fascism)
June 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You what what would stop the "LA Riots" (a charged term that is angross misrepresentation of what's happening)?
If the feds went home and stopped kidnapping folks off the street/courts/schools.
It's entirely a manufactured "crisis" and anyone who says differently has something to sell (fascism)
If the feds went home and stopped kidnapping folks off the street/courts/schools.
It's entirely a manufactured "crisis" and anyone who says differently has something to sell (fascism)
In general, I do not understand the Labubu hype. It's just not for me.....
With one very notable exception.....anti-ICE Labubu
With one very notable exception.....anti-ICE Labubu
June 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In general, I do not understand the Labubu hype. It's just not for me.....
With one very notable exception.....anti-ICE Labubu
With one very notable exception.....anti-ICE Labubu
I keep trying to get into the routine of going for morning runs. But they are on indefinite hiatus after I almost shit my pants a mile from home twice in a week.
June 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I keep trying to get into the routine of going for morning runs. But they are on indefinite hiatus after I almost shit my pants a mile from home twice in a week.
The most mind boggling part of the toilet paper over/under debate is that anyone cares at all. I literally never think about it. Is there toilet paper there? Good. Who gives a shit what direction it's facing?
Holy shit, somehow I have remained unaware of what is apparently a raging, long-running debate about toilet paper orientation. Had a friend send this to me and, incredibly, *endorse the "under" position*. You think you know someone.
Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
June 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The most mind boggling part of the toilet paper over/under debate is that anyone cares at all. I literally never think about it. Is there toilet paper there? Good. Who gives a shit what direction it's facing?
Something about my hair being wet from rain looks so much better than hair being wet from a shower.
June 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Something about my hair being wet from rain looks so much better than hair being wet from a shower.
Post your first phone.
It came with the song Cobrastyle preinstalled
It came with the song Cobrastyle preinstalled
May 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Post your first phone.
It came with the song Cobrastyle preinstalled
It came with the song Cobrastyle preinstalled
As someone who abhors how regular life is micro transaction hell now, it gives me SO MUCH joy when I get through regular TSA faster than PreCheck/first class because their lines are so much longer now.
May 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As someone who abhors how regular life is micro transaction hell now, it gives me SO MUCH joy when I get through regular TSA faster than PreCheck/first class because their lines are so much longer now.
Still haven't stopped thinking about this
May 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Still haven't stopped thinking about this
Whoever told you we didn't get 2nd place at Gay Ass Trivia was lying. @scooterrific.me
May 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whoever told you we didn't get 2nd place at Gay Ass Trivia was lying. @scooterrific.me
Nothing makes me feel more powerful as a queer urbanist than walking home from the grocery store with my reusable shopping bag and staring down car drivers who want to turn right on red while I'm in the crosswalk.
May 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Nothing makes me feel more powerful as a queer urbanist than walking home from the grocery store with my reusable shopping bag and staring down car drivers who want to turn right on red while I'm in the crosswalk.
What's it called where you watch a TV show and then think "I need to change my entire life to get the job that [main character] has. It looks cool."
May 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
What's it called where you watch a TV show and then think "I need to change my entire life to get the job that [main character] has. It looks cool."
In the Cars universe, what American automaker is the new Pope car?
Serious responses only please. This is not something to joke about.
Serious responses only please. This is not something to joke about.
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In the Cars universe, what American automaker is the new Pope car?
Serious responses only please. This is not something to joke about.
Serious responses only please. This is not something to joke about.
@hinx.bsky.social can you confirm for me that at 56:28 of yesterday's PHLY podcast, @charlieoconn.bsky.social says "He's a size queen."? Because it sure sounds like that.
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@hinx.bsky.social can you confirm for me that at 56:28 of yesterday's PHLY podcast, @charlieoconn.bsky.social says "He's a size queen."? Because it sure sounds like that.