I AM TUROK

I will never have cause or opportunity to go to GDC. Outside of what I would think, as an outsider, are the obvious reasons for not going, I'd love to hear why

Don't mind a-him, he's just a-changing the supplies

This is an incredible offer. I think your track record in the industry speaks for itself and, if nothing else, I'm a little sad I don't have anything of my own to put in front of you right now!

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck...or the Credence

the cult of maximum efficiency is one of the worst things to happen to society. I can’t defend studying Latin or reading for pleasure or spending an hour at the park with my niece in a way that will satisfy shareholders. but they’re worth doing because they’re beautiful and good.

Any particular ones you would recommend?

Nothing gets you in the Holiday mood quite like...(checks notes) animal abuse...? Is that right?