Phil Russell
@philru.bsky.social
Cryptic one-liners if you're lucky. Learner of Welsh / Dysgwr Cymraeg.
Daw eto haul ar fryn.
Daw eto haul ar fryn.
'Huguenot buy another round or not?'
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
'Huguenot buy another round or not?'
All hail Elastic Compute Clippy!
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
All hail Elastic Compute Clippy!
Absolutely. I find it hard enough to understand people e.g. looking at the state of the USA and saying 'we want that for the UK', let alone a purportedly left-wing government competing to be the first to make it happen.
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Absolutely. I find it hard enough to understand people e.g. looking at the state of the USA and saying 'we want that for the UK', let alone a purportedly left-wing government competing to be the first to make it happen.
To have lived to see batshit racist 1970s National Front bollocks like this become mainstream party policy in 2025 has shocked me to my core.
I'm so sorry it's come to this. I'm going to resist it with everything I've got.
You're not alone.
I'm so sorry it's come to this. I'm going to resist it with everything I've got.
You're not alone.
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
To have lived to see batshit racist 1970s National Front bollocks like this become mainstream party policy in 2025 has shocked me to my core.
I'm so sorry it's come to this. I'm going to resist it with everything I've got.
You're not alone.
I'm so sorry it's come to this. I'm going to resist it with everything I've got.
You're not alone.
I believe the key indicator these days relates to rates of consumption of aquatic avifauna.
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I believe the key indicator these days relates to rates of consumption of aquatic avifauna.
Llongyfarchiadau. Oes gen ti rhyw argymhellion?
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Llongyfarchiadau. Oes gen ti rhyw argymhellion?
The Deputy Mayor of Casterbridge
September 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Deputy Mayor of Casterbridge
With luck she may kill again
September 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
With luck she may kill again
Shurely 'punchable'? - Ed
September 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Shurely 'punchable'? - Ed
I arranged 'Cotswolds Holiday' and got 'Doltishly Woos Cad'.
August 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I arranged 'Cotswolds Holiday' and got 'Doltishly Woos Cad'.
Well you are a better man than me.
June 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well you are a better man than me.
If you come for the king, you best not miss
June 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you come for the king, you best not miss
Not now, Baffling Mysterious Radio Waves
June 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not now, Baffling Mysterious Radio Waves
Ah apologies. My weak joke about the typo in 'hegemon' has failed to land. I'll get my coat...
June 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Ah apologies. My weak joke about the typo in 'hegemon' has failed to land. I'll get my coat...
Are you calling for a return to Bush-era politics?
June 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Are you calling for a return to Bush-era politics?
- Open the freezer door Hal
- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
June 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
- Open the freezer door Hal
- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub
May 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub
I'm surprised he didn't pursue one of the many opportunities in the agricultural, care & hospitality sectors that he worked so hard to create.
May 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I'm surprised he didn't pursue one of the many opportunities in the agricultural, care & hospitality sectors that he worked so hard to create.
Closet Encounters of the Third Kind
May 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Closet Encounters of the Third Kind