I REALLY wish I wasn’t busy this week

Why while I’m out of town!? I’m crying

🙋‍♂️ I volunteer

I’m local and I’m crying because I already have plans for this weekend 😭

Sorry, I might have gotten a bit carried away

Sorry again for spamming, I’m just kinda into this and I have a lot of ideas

Have it eat when you want, what you want. Its food is bland slop it eats from a dish on the ground. It eats anything you put in the bowl, like a good pig. It thanks you, no matter what it gets

Make sure it gets less sleep than you. Have it wake up before you to make breakfast or clean and go to sleep only after all its tasks are complete. Wake it up randomly to use as a urinal. Order it to kneel and watch you nap. Help it learn that rest is a luxury that you allow it to have

Intense forced workouts to mold its body / increase its strength so it’s more useful

Shock collar around its neck, use it as a chair. Shock it whenever it moves or adjusts itself. When / if it collapses, punish it with a few minutes of riding crop or switch to the back. Make it assume the chair position again. Rinse, repeat as many times as you want

I’d love an invite, if it’s not super exclusive 🤣

Sorry for maybe spamming, but I have more ideas. Host a party. It greets guests, licks their shoes clean, serves food, use it as a table, guests use it as a urinal

Would love to be one of the people who did this, and I’m local

I think its nose ring presents a unique opportunity. Attach a leash to it and lead it around like the pig it is

I’d love a slice of that