Phil
@philparton.bsky.social
Retired programmer, cooking, golfing, kayaking and mountain bike riding to regain fitness and currently trying oil painting.
Now actively engaged in doomscroll avoidance. Any distractions welcome.
Now actively engaged in doomscroll avoidance. Any distractions welcome.
I remember when vb came on tap in nsw, so we had tooheys and vb... huge!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I remember when vb came on tap in nsw, so we had tooheys and vb... huge!!
Now you're the fairy God Mother (but much younger).
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Now you're the fairy God Mother (but much younger).
Almost got me... then I remembered your profession.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Almost got me... then I remembered your profession.
Stun them with detergent laden water from a water sprayer, it stuns them and slows them down. Then plenty of time to pick them off the tree with tongs on drop them in a bucket full of water/ detergent. Done right = no smell. Sorry if I am mansplaining.
October 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Stun them with detergent laden water from a water sprayer, it stuns them and slows them down. Then plenty of time to pick them off the tree with tongs on drop them in a bucket full of water/ detergent. Done right = no smell. Sorry if I am mansplaining.
My mum put the ice cream on the table in front of me while I was working my way through the spinach...
Little did she know, I liked melted ice cream. 😎
Little did she know, I liked melted ice cream. 😎
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My mum put the ice cream on the table in front of me while I was working my way through the spinach...
Little did she know, I liked melted ice cream. 😎
Little did she know, I liked melted ice cream. 😎
Hosting internet services under the control of Trump acolytes, what could possibly go wrong. Watch Trump's shit (literally) post.
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Hosting internet services under the control of Trump acolytes, what could possibly go wrong. Watch Trump's shit (literally) post.
Firm believer in traditional pizza, a few simple flavours. My pizza/bread/roast/casserole oven built in 2006, currently getting a new pergola.
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Firm believer in traditional pizza, a few simple flavours. My pizza/bread/roast/casserole oven built in 2006, currently getting a new pergola.
Lovely, can I ask what flour?
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Lovely, can I ask what flour?
Yes, I inadvertently attached my mygovid to a different email and am stuck. Haven't had the courage to call them yet. May reread Kafta's The Castle first.
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Yes, I inadvertently attached my mygovid to a different email and am stuck. Haven't had the courage to call them yet. May reread Kafta's The Castle first.
Well, someone has to give William a knighthood.
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Well, someone has to give William a knighthood.
They know what they are doing... it's a criminal gang.
October 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
They know what they are doing... it's a criminal gang.
One of the best days of my life was when I decided not to do wordle anymore.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
One of the best days of my life was when I decided not to do wordle anymore.
Thank you Robbie, it was brilliantly beaty and laid back.
May 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Thank you Robbie, it was brilliantly beaty and laid back.
When my kids were young, all I wanted was soft Lego bricks.
May 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
When my kids were young, all I wanted was soft Lego bricks.
1. Is he singing in tune?
2. If they move on to Porcupine Pie you have clear grounds for complaint and restitution.
2. If they move on to Porcupine Pie you have clear grounds for complaint and restitution.
May 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
1. Is he singing in tune?
2. If they move on to Porcupine Pie you have clear grounds for complaint and restitution.
2. If they move on to Porcupine Pie you have clear grounds for complaint and restitution.
Down to +/-59 from +/-230 odd. 1500 still to count?
May 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Down to +/-59 from +/-230 odd. 1500 still to count?
Hmm check in at number 15
April 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hmm check in at number 15
Fantastic, love that you are making it work there! Are you going to train Wally to pick it... A lot of bending down.
April 23, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Fantastic, love that you are making it work there! Are you going to train Wally to pick it... A lot of bending down.
The LNP are steadily losing their traditional base, or those elements of their base that can think rationally and independently. Where else do they have to go?
April 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The LNP are steadily losing their traditional base, or those elements of their base that can think rationally and independently. Where else do they have to go?
I remember a time when the smart, switched on people joined the public service, to make a difference.
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I remember a time when the smart, switched on people joined the public service, to make a difference.