Phil Pagett
@philpagettcomedian.bsky.social
A “comedian”. If you like that sort of thing.
Hey the US, just saying: intentionally sending Bruce Springsteen to number 1 this week would be a very funny thing to do.
May 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hey the US, just saying: intentionally sending Bruce Springsteen to number 1 this week would be a very funny thing to do.
Look, call me a pessimist but I am starting to give up hope re. Glenn Miller.
February 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Look, call me a pessimist but I am starting to give up hope re. Glenn Miller.
2024 was without doubt one of the years of my entire life.
December 31, 2024 at 9:30 PM
2024 was without doubt one of the years of my entire life.
Not leaving things until the last minute is my New Year’s resolution for 2024.
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Not leaving things until the last minute is my New Year’s resolution for 2024.
If nothing else, it’s been a very big day for the word “‘twas”.
December 24, 2024 at 10:17 PM
If nothing else, it’s been a very big day for the word “‘twas”.
It’s only December 3rd and people on my street are already letting in light and banishing shade.
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
It’s only December 3rd and people on my street are already letting in light and banishing shade.
PITCH: A Wicked-style spin-off musical about the Lollipop Guild.
December 2, 2024 at 4:02 PM
PITCH: A Wicked-style spin-off musical about the Lollipop Guild.
Chuck Berry’s full name was Chuckleberry Finn.
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Chuck Berry’s full name was Chuckleberry Finn.
The inventor of the Segway has died. And speaking of inventors…
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM
The inventor of the Segway has died. And speaking of inventors…
YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW
ME ON TIKTOK IF YOU WANT THERE ARE TOO MANY PLATFORMS NOWADAYS IMO
ME ON TIKTOK IF YOU WANT THERE ARE TOO MANY PLATFORMS NOWADAYS IMO
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW
ME ON TIKTOK IF YOU WANT THERE ARE TOO MANY PLATFORMS NOWADAYS IMO
ME ON TIKTOK IF YOU WANT THERE ARE TOO MANY PLATFORMS NOWADAYS IMO
Look, Russell Brand has apologised to Andrew Sachs, I think it’s time we moved on. He’s a good man, and I’m happy to go on record with that.
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Look, Russell Brand has apologised to Andrew Sachs, I think it’s time we moved on. He’s a good man, and I’m happy to go on record with that.
OMG not Patrick Swayze :( RIP #IveHadTheTimeOfMyLife
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
OMG not Patrick Swayze :( RIP #IveHadTheTimeOfMyLife
Guys Stephen Fry just favourited one of my replies!
November 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Guys Stephen Fry just favourited one of my replies!
Wow, America actually elected Barack Obama! Truly the start of a more progressive era. There’s no going back now! 🇺🇸
November 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Wow, America actually elected Barack Obama! Truly the start of a more progressive era. There’s no going back now! 🇺🇸
OMG not Stephen Gateley. Gone too soon. RIP :(
November 20, 2024 at 3:23 PM
OMG not Stephen Gateley. Gone too soon. RIP :(
Say, that BNP are a bit of a worry. I’d hate for Western politics to get steadily more fascist over the next 16 years or so.
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Say, that BNP are a bit of a worry. I’d hate for Western politics to get steadily more fascist over the next 16 years or so.
OMG Michael Jackson!! RIP. Anyone else have tickets? :(
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 PM
OMG Michael Jackson!! RIP. Anyone else have tickets? :(
Figured I’m just gonna post every one of my tweets again, from the start in chronological order. Here goes:
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Figured I’m just gonna post every one of my tweets again, from the start in chronological order. Here goes: