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philouschwartz.bsky.social
@philouschwartz.bsky.social
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Do a good deed today and buy your 62-year-old gay uncle a coffee?
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He doesn't want any clothes for Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Dean/dcbrne reminds me of the French DHL courier who would grab his crotch whenever I had to sign for a delivery at my desk when I worked in Amiens, France. He said he liked my American accent & wanted to hear me beg, moan & whimper in English for his 20 cm (~8") d*ck. Did his wish come true?
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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What's for dessert?
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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About that time in college when I took on two campus security guards after hours in the gym sauna...
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Saddle up!
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Whether it be at the gym or the beach, I like a shower where I can see and be seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Post-workout selfie. I wear the towel so that you won't leave your bf for me. That's my only good deed for the day.
September 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Yes!
September 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Was it my milkshake that brought this fine hunk to my yard?
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Summer in California means dressing in jeans + sneakers only… hoping somebody notices. 😂👀
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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“Jeans + sneakers, nothing else. Honestly? Well, maybe a new carburetor. 😎🔥”
September 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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“Jeans + sneakers, nothing else. Honestly? It's a vibe 😎🔥”
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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How many of you out here love freeballing like I do? This photo reminds me of a college dare where I stripped out of my jeans along the side of a busy highway. The other three guys had on boxers. I was the only one freeballing in my jeans. I got the most honks and won the six-pack of Budweiser.
College guy is walking on a lonely road in Arizona. He's on the road walking in the opposite direction of possible oncoming cars. At the moment he is alone. He's stepped out of his sneakers and socks. He then takes of his jeans which the photo shows that it is clear as day that he is freeballing -- not wearing underwear. His untanned ass is on full display. He had removed the t-shirt he was wearing earlier and had put it in the backpack he is still carrying. Why did he leave his shoes and socks on the side of the road? What would he gain by walking the road naked? I don't know but it is an interesting situation nonetheless.
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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U are in a large bathroom. A man is taking a bath. There is no curtain. Another man has his back to that man. He's standing naked in an open bathrobe. His dick is hard. His face is not shown except his mustache and beard. Is he joining the man in the tub? Probably.
August 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Thank you, Michelle Obama, for paying Tr-mp in dust on Inauguration Day.
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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He reminds me of my Marine Sargeant but with no clothes. Semper fi! 🇺🇸
Muscular untatted naked dude sitting on a red sofa with a hard THICK 8" dick gripped in his right hand. He has short black hair & looks sternly & intensely at the camera. He resembles a naked Marine boot camp drill instructor. He orders you to straddle your naked self facing him. He needs to look in your eyes as you try with great effort to force yourself down on what feels like the blunt end of a baseball bat. Just when you've somehow managed to get it just  past your stretched opening, he orders you to slide all the way down.  "Now!" he barks in a bass voice that rumbles like thunder in your ears.  You're sweating like a stuck pig – one with a baseball bat up its ass. You hold onto his shoulders & try to will your trembling, pained ass farther down that stiff colossal prick. He lifts his hips up, pushing 4” in you. Your head goes back…exploding stars...you can't form words. He grabs you by the ears pulling you back to reality. He looks you straight in your eyes. To you, he looks blurry with your watery eyes. He calls you 'Buttercup' but not in a loving way.  "Buckle up, Buttercup! This ass is mine!"  With that, his large, oversized hands grip your hip & push you down as he lifts his muscular ass off the sofa. The swift movement drives the remaining inches up your hole. You bellow, gasp, yelp, groan and whimper as he holds you tight against him not because it's a loving embrace. No, he's keeping you from trying to skirm off his brutalizing rod while poking your guts from the inside with small but forceful strokes.  Over the next 9 long minutes, the thrusts just get harder & longer. His wine bottle-thick dick is pumping you furiously  from just outside your beleagured & defeated ass ring, all the way back down all 8 ass tunnel-stretching inches. He tosses you aside & gets dressed. In 48 hrs, he's piledriving your ass for 20 minutes. He suggests you bring  poppers. He yells "Semper fi, bitch!" as he leaves you crumpled on the sweat-cum-ass-juice-stained sofa.
December 30, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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James MacAvoy acts his a$$ off in in the psychological thriller, “Speak No Evil”, now streaming on Peacock.
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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The seagulls are as terrifying as the McDonald's fries without ketchup. Ugh. *Shudder*
December 11, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Nice shirt.
December 6, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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Vive la France et surtout ce Français! 🇫🇷❤️
December 4, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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Vroom! Vroom! Gotta have my Vitamin D!
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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You gotta get some Vitamin D.
December 3, 2024 at 6:02 AM