Evidently, Overstock will be delivering my item via DeLorean.

Friend, I took a video. Obviously. 🤣

Day 108. My bird has better music taste than the President. Her orange cheeks are natural, too.

Omelette cannot believe she has to live through two Trump presidencies.

Neither can I.

Here’s your reminder that someone named Big Balls has access to all of your personal data. I literally hate reality right now.

1402 days to go.

It’s the first day of spring. My border collies have better problem solving skills than Chuck Schumer.

It’s Wednesday and it’s my dog’s birthday.

That’s all. Carry on.

1424 days to go.

My chickens have higher IQ than the US cabinet. They are also far more productive and also better looking.

Day 30. My dog is smarter than DOGE.

Wednesday. 23 days in. 1437 to go.

here is a cat, because cat photos make the internet a better place.

during the original season of the fascist apprentice, I grew a starter and taught myself how to make sourdough bread as a stress reliever. I am thankful for this knowledge and skill. it feels like stability, predictability, and control so I like it.

You are deserving of a happy life exactly as you are. Don’t let them dull your shine.

here is my other dog, who is also a border collie. he thinks this stolen cat toy is smarter than all of the presidents’ men. he is correct.

You made it through week one. Now, we rinse and repeat 207 more times.

Let’s clucking do this.

4 days down, 1456 to go.

It’s Friday. My border collie is smarter than the president.

Two days down. 1458 to go. Here’s a rabbit to add some cute to the feed.

1 day down, 1459 to go.