Against my will, I was exposed to one of those insipid “morning” shows, and they had some sort of economist explaining the possible ramifications of the Venezuela invasion…and the sheer blasé nature of how they were all talking about just stealing the oil and taking over the country was chilling.

I swear to Claus, Jingle Horse, if you don’t pick up your feet…

If I were shopping around for a lawyer, this would 100% sell me.

Ive been wearing glasses for about 35 years, and because of the newest “smart” glasses, I’m going to have to get lasik so people don’t automatically think I’m a creep or some tech bro wannabe. 🤓😡

I’m finding it *extremely* disconcerting that I have seen two different statements by MTG that I…basically agree with? I’m scared…

Anyone want to go halfsies on an Etsy witch with me?

I’m doing Pokemon, except with vaccines…you know, while I still (legally) can.

I don’t know why I even tried to have any hope.

Do we think I missed the boat on really nailing down a solid Orson Welles impression?

Call me an artless boor, but I feel that hanging the blessed DJ because you don’t like the play list may be just a *bit* of an overreaction.

If I may be briefly allowed to say “slaps so hard”, the opening of the Waitresses “Christmas Wrapping” slaps *so* hard.

In the TERF-authored wizard school series, there was a prominent symbol many (in world) considered a hate symbol; now when I see people still displaying it out in real life, I feel the same way. Look, I liked the books too before we knew, but it is time to move on.

Aw, that’s cute: he popped his head up from hiding to hang with a murderer at a sporting event.

But, like, for real though…*where* is JD Vance?

I still keep reading “mutuals” as “mutants”, and I’m not quite sure what that says about me.