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esoteric technofictional witch • maximum jank, minimum reward • she//ella
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WSL stands for Worcestershire Sauce for Linux,
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
philo.gay
i had a vision while at work and dropped everything to inflict it upon the world at large
the sharply dressed man from the Jenkins build system logo captioned with "this man ate my son"
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Generally Accepted Accounting Practices state that "tgirl swag" may not be considered a corporate asset,
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
philo.gay
hams will literally make one DX contact and the sense of accomplishment will carry them all day,
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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send help, the discogs store is calling to me like a cursed corrupting amulet
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
philo.gay
wandering from the summer that i forgot to post earlier

🎞️: Ilford HP5+ (expired)
📷: Zenza Bronica SQ
flat angular shapes attached to straight pine trees a sculpture akin to wavy blades of grass with several reflective orbs at the bottom a crenelated gothic style grave marker several small models of buildings amidst rocks
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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if you eat curds on a specific schedule, that's routine poutine.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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OH: alternate universe where linkedin is a lesbian dating site where you virtually link carabiners,,
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
philo.gay
until around 20 years ago, negative numbers were prohibited in most of Europe outside of certain scientific use cases. many historians have linked the various European financial crises of the late aughts to their use,
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
philo.gay
lukewarm take: they should invent hifiengine but normal
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
philo.gay
if you're dating someone with the same opinions on indenting code as you, that's \t4\t,
October 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
philo.gay
in order to comply with federal REAL ID guidelines, Massachusetts no longer prints the date of the licensee's death on drivers licenses,
October 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)

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Magical Girl Electric Emily
Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)
philo.gay
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
philo.gay
Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)

philo.gay/stories/nani...
Magical Girl Electric Emily
Emily, an ordinary girl in New Jersey, strikes a bargain with nanites from outer space that changes her (7,000 words)
philo.gay
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
philo.gay
views of Berlin

🎞️: Kodak Gold 200
looking up square pillars that reflect the clouds at a square tower empty train tracks with a net of wires over them several train tracks disappear inside the arched roof of a station looking across a river at a square building with giant circular windows
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Žižková věž (Prague TV Tower) and stanice Náměstí Republiky

🎞️: Kodak TMAX400
looking past a tree at a sky-piercing TV tower with boxy buildings attached to it looking past a tree at a sky-piercing TV tower with boxy buildings attached to it an empty train platform in a circular tunnel
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Muzeum station, built under Prague in the 70s
🎞️: Kodak Portra 800 (pushed 1 stop)
looking between two stone-tiled pillars at a tiled wall that says "MUZEUM" with the green square that marks line A looking down the center of the platform with walls and ceiling curving overhead the empty train platform with curved walls forming a circle around the viewer looking across the platform between stone-lined pillars
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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the Old Jewish Cemetery in Prague
🎞️: Ærocolor 100
a crowded collection of pointed grave markers in Hebrew the sun strikes the stones' faces a crowded collection of pointed grave markers in Hebrew with trees in the background a crowded collection of pointed grave markers in Hebrew
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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lukewarm take: if a company owns a top level domain, they shouldn't be allowed to have any domains outside of it
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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philo.gay
i taped a kindle e-reader to the wall of my apartment and wrote a blog post about it.

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Taping A Kindle To The Wall For The Hell Of It
a blog post about turning a kindle into a dashboard for useful information (1,000 words)
philo.gay
September 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
philo.gay
i taped a kindle e-reader to the wall of my apartment and wrote a blog post about it.

philo.gay/kindle/index...
Taping A Kindle To The Wall For The Hell Of It
a blog post about turning a kindle into a dashboard for useful information (1,000 words)
philo.gay
September 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
philo.gay
a curse for the modern age: may that musician you like only tour as an opener
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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OH: he's solved the traveling salesman problem, but only if the points in question are museums
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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born to write esoteric yuri, forced to make spreadsheets 😔
September 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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lukewarm take: most transit agencies are too cowardly and boring about fare media

more places should be doing keychains like Vancouver
September 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM