Here’s a thread of great pies from TV, because mentally, I feel like we could all use this. Up first: Twin Peaks pie.

I need someone to invent a bizarro Costco, geared towards people who live alone. I wanna be able to buy two slices of bread, three eggs, one serving of cereal, a shot glass full of marinara. When will someone start catering to us?!?

Hi, hire me on your TV show, please. My Mom swears I’m a delight, and I have a large nerdy t-shirt collection that deserves to be in a writer’s room daily.

Over 200 cars were abandoned in the Pacific Palisades fire as people fled for their lives, many taking their keys with them. A bulldozer had to clear the vehicles so that fire trucks could get to where they needed to go.

Part 3 of my holiday mashups. Why am I the way that I am?

Best of Phacebook repost.

Part 2 in my holiday song mashup. Sorry.

#True

Rehashing something dumb I did for my IG friends a couple of years ago for BSky. It’s still pretty dumb… and it might make you lose a certain seasonal challenge. You were warned.

First post? Why not a picture of the turkey my son drew today?