Nnnnngh…

Which leads to a near perfect segue into... you should actually make the best of your year by going to My website and booking a visit, right on PhillySir.com

"Smooth like butter, this one."

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Thanks again for all the birthday love, folks. It's been a weird year. Let's try to make this next one a good one. After all, we're only on a dying planet, on a dying website, in a dying democracy. We should make the best of it, tbh!

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You can also send some sugar My way if you appreciate Me via Venmo!

venmo.com/PhillySir

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- Fund an item or project that I need. Although it does need a bit of sprucing up, I do have a Throne Wishlist you can take a look at! I am, after all, the Birthday Boy.

throne.com/phillysir

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- Donate to organizations and funds dedicated to preserving sexual freedom, history, and expression, and minority rights, such as the National Coalition for Sexual Freedom or the Woodhull Foundation.

www.woodhullfoundation.org

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- Help out your local community and friends. You can be extra special by contributing, for example, to My partner's fundraiser: his car was hit by an uninsured driver down in Virginia and he finds himself in a bind covering costs.

gofund.me/5a164f932

(3/8)

I always prefer people make tangible moves for what they deem to be special occasions, so if you want to really make Me smile, there are a few great things you can do. In no particular order, they are:

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Please! Come by soon!