Keith
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Keith
@phillyindiefan.bsky.social
Suburban Philly transplant from Wisconsin. 82kg masters age powerlifter and strongman enthusiast. Philadelphia Union STH. Slave to 2 rescue cats and a corporate job.
Officially kicking off spooky season with 28 Years Later
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Currently writing letters of recommendation to Villanova, Temple and St. Joes for a 22 year old former intern who thinks they need to get an MBA. No, you need to get a job.
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Gotta admit, the older I get and the more involved I get at work the less I enjoy Monday and Thursday NFL games
September 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The person sitting across from me at work today not only has talked constantly since she got here at 830 but also has the most annoying voice I've heard in a long time
August 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Still thinking about the chip in from Sheffler
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Kep 👀
August 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Seriously regretting ever becoming a Spurs fan
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is such a Tottenham game
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
COYS!
August 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saw a giant pickup truck with a patriotic styled Punisher logo sticker get pulled over by a cop today. Thank you, karma.
August 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Down but not out. Cheap macros at their finest
August 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Pro tip: dont eat spicy Indian food before running into your boss' boss' boss in the hallway
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Beautiful night of Union soccer for my buddy Bob's birthday
August 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
He smoked that thing jeez
August 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
SCHWARBER
July 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
GMA? Really?
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This fucking guy
FROM SHAMS:

Philadelphia 76ers star Paul George underwent a successful arthroscopic procedure on his left knee Monday to treat an injury suffered during a recent workout, a team official tells ESPN. George will now begin a rehab program and be re-evaluated prior to start of training camp.
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FROM SHAMS: Philadelphia 76ers star Paul George underwent a successful arthroscopic procedure on his left knee Monday to treat an injury suffered during a recent workout, a team official tells ESPN. George will now begin a rehab program and be re-evaluated prior to start of training camp.
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July 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is there a coffee shop whose lid doesnt fall off? Because I almost always spill coffee on myself
July 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Better than the regular Broken Heels imo
July 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
One of my biggest food beefs? Burgers and sandwiches that are too big to fit in your mouth
July 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
*turns on TV to watch the Union game*

oh its on Paramount Plus which I don't have. I hate this league
July 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Luna 🤯
July 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Was on a call today with two people from New Jersey who didn't know what a hoagie was. I demand an investigation into whatever is happening in that state.
June 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Open office seating is supposed to be great for collaboration but all it really does it cause stress. You can't ever sit in the same spot because inevitably some random person will sit there one day, and wherever you choose it will be by the loudest person in the building.
June 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Went to California for work last week. Saw some seals.
June 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM