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Neil deGrasse Tyson meets the girl from The Ring.
Whenever I think I look old, I just look at him and feel so much better.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Whenever I think I look old, I just look at him and feel so much better.
I’m thankful I don’t have kids.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m thankful I don’t have kids.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BREAKING: The indictment of Comey has been DISMISSED because Halligan was unlawfully appointed. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
#213 in United States v. Comey (E.D. Va., 1:25-cr-00272) – CourtListener.com
ORDERED AND ADJUDGED as follows: (1) The appointment of Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney violated 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the Appointments Clause of the U.S. Constitution. (2) All actions flowing fro...
storage.courtlistener.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gentle reminder that the only way Nicki Minaj has managed to stay relevant in her less than 25 year career is by other artists graciously featuring her in their work.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Gentle reminder that the only way Nicki Minaj has managed to stay relevant in her less than 25 year career is by other artists graciously featuring her in their work.
Prediction: he’ll sign the bill but the DOJ won’t release the files because of their “ongoing investigation with the democrats”.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Prediction: he’ll sign the bill but the DOJ won’t release the files because of their “ongoing investigation with the democrats”.
I know tattoos are a form of self-expression but sometimes they just express to me that you’re really fucking insufferable.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I know tattoos are a form of self-expression but sometimes they just express to me that you’re really fucking insufferable.
Don’t worry, babes. Philly is gonna make sure you don’t serve a second term 💅🏻
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Don’t worry, babes. Philly is gonna make sure you don’t serve a second term 💅🏻
Wait until he makes one tiny flub and the leftists will be out with torches, demanding he step down.
I love how stupid assholes are demanding Zohran Mamdani deliver on every promise instantly, as if corporatists always deliver on their promises, much less make any promises worth wanting. As if the entire billionaire establishment isn’t going to do everything they can to stop him. Just STFU. 😂
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Wait until he makes one tiny flub and the leftists will be out with torches, demanding he step down.
I was the only one in my Colidr/Crossfit class last night old enough to know all the words to Smack That. 👴🏻
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I was the only one in my Colidr/Crossfit class last night old enough to know all the words to Smack That. 👴🏻
I am blessed with a psychic ability to sense when a total stranger is going to lose their absolute shit in public.
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I am blessed with a psychic ability to sense when a total stranger is going to lose their absolute shit in public.
The EuroStar premium lounge is super nice!
I hope the child ruining the ambiance by running around like a drunk sorority girl trips and falls.
I hope the child ruining the ambiance by running around like a drunk sorority girl trips and falls.
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The EuroStar premium lounge is super nice!
I hope the child ruining the ambiance by running around like a drunk sorority girl trips and falls.
I hope the child ruining the ambiance by running around like a drunk sorority girl trips and falls.
No matter the day, no matter the hour. I always seem to get stuck in a line at PetsMart because it’s someone’s first day on earth.
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
No matter the day, no matter the hour. I always seem to get stuck in a line at PetsMart because it’s someone’s first day on earth.
Happy Mean Girls Day
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy Mean Girls Day
Me: Can’t wait to arrive in France next Tuesday!
France: LE STRIKE DE AIR TRAFFIQUE! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
France: LE STRIKE DE AIR TRAFFIQUE! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me: Can’t wait to arrive in France next Tuesday!
France: LE STRIKE DE AIR TRAFFIQUE! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
France: LE STRIKE DE AIR TRAFFIQUE! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
I just took Tylenol to ease my Covid booster side effects. Feeling a lot better now. So…
BURN THE WITCH I guess.
BURN THE WITCH I guess.
September 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I just took Tylenol to ease my Covid booster side effects. Feeling a lot better now. So…
BURN THE WITCH I guess.
BURN THE WITCH I guess.
Me, accidentally calling my hot (very straight, very southern) retirement advisor guy “gurl” in our meeting today.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me, accidentally calling my hot (very straight, very southern) retirement advisor guy “gurl” in our meeting today.
Oooh the rapture is apparently happening on September 23rd!
September 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oooh the rapture is apparently happening on September 23rd!
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After stupid vote against their interests, anti-socialism MAGA farmers ask for socialism.
September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
After stupid vote against their interests, anti-socialism MAGA farmers ask for socialism.
One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 m. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.
September 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 m. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.
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Here outside the House chamber with folks chanting “LET HER OUT!”
August 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Here outside the House chamber with folks chanting “LET HER OUT!”