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AI image found on Google Image Search of a Gigachad-style Steve Urkel from Family Matters with white Impact font meme top and bottom text reading, "Did I do that?"
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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A collage of two screenshots from comedy TV show Nathan for You's episode "Haunted House/The Hunk," the first of a female contestant on staged reality dating show "The Hunk" staring blankly ahead while thinking of an answer to being asked her deepest, darkest secret. The second screenshot shows her giving the ditzy answer, "Sometimes I don't like wearing socks."
September 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Gonna have to say you're probably wrong on this one, Instagram
An Instagram Activity page screenshot snippet reading "snickle666, who you might know, is on Instagram"
April 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I just used a cheap knockoff massage gun on my neck and now my brain feels funny
February 19, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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When the good wordplay hits late
February 11, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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A semi-realistic digital drawing of George W. Bush wearing an unopened parachute while riding a great white shark in freefall after being dropped from a large airplane, with large meme text reading "AMERICA RAHHH"
January 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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I got banned from commenting on Instagram for a week and I don't really know why, but maybe it was the time I just added the (WELL-ESTABLISHED) missing meme caption of "can I fuck" when a meme acct posted this picture
Donkey from Shrek in a dim grey box environment with sad-looking (perhaps even swollen) narrowed eyes and a sullen, desperate expression on his snout.
January 13, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Be the change you wish to see in the world
Tom from Tom & Jerry getting cartoonishly smacked in the face by the handle of a rake after stepping on its head.
January 5, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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This bad boy is gonna save me so much time I would otherwise spend typing responses to my wife's texts
A boy scout saluting with overlaid edited text reading, "me when my hot wife tell me to do something"
January 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Should I cop the Temu ghillie suit 👀
An Instagram ad from Temu for a ghillie suit made of fake moss, leaves, and forest camo displayed on a mannequin, front and back view.
December 21, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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Happy Donkey Kong December to all those who celebrate ❄️🦍
December 15, 2023 at 10:01 PM
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Yohoho and a bottle of cum
A detailed pirate skeleton bust chugging a large, dark unmarked glass bottle on a white product background.
December 14, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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Doing my part to make Bluesky meaner more toxic 🥰
A screenshot of Edward Elric reclining with his arms spread and resting from Fullmetal Alchemist, with a headline above reading "Britney Spears' estranged dad, Jamie, has leg amputated after 'terrible infection'" and yellow subtitle text reading, "That is the law of equivalent exchange."
December 6, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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Meme dump #2
A tweet from an account with the display name "extra ¢heese 🇸🇦 (da big shitter)" and handle "MozzarellaMane" reading, "My homie caught a pedo case for strippin a lil hype beast outside a carti concert for his whole $3,000+ fit. Thats still the homie tho. Kind of a gray area situation u know he not into lil boys he just wanted the chrome hearts and balenci's off em" A meme with a small, detailed cartoon man sitting on a bench in front of a seaside sunset with his arm wrapped around a 100 dollar bill that is visibly poorly edited into the original image, with bottom text reading "ME AND BAE" The Sopranos male cast wearing PC Gamer hats and snowboarding sunglasses seated around a poker table with heavily edited Whisper app text reading, "90% of gamers stop pre-ordering right before they're about to pre-order the greatest game of all time fr this time" A YouTube thumbnail featuring Fortnite's Jonesy skin and text reading, "ISRAEL and PALESTINE IN FORTNITE TERMS"
December 5, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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A pair of Arrested Development screenshots of Michael Bluth holding a paper bag with "DEAD DOVE DO NOT!" and a disappointed Michael saying, "I don't know what I expected."
December 4, 2023 at 8:03 AM
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She wasn't lying, that ouroborussy is neverending
December 2, 2023 at 7:40 PM
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Repost with a pic you saved, but haven't found the use for... yet
Family Guy Peter Griffin character concept fan art in an Akira Toriyama Dragon Ball Z art style. Peter is in a full-body key character art pose superimposed over a closeup of his face from the same digital illustration.
December 2, 2023 at 7:36 PM
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Kissing her with my Henry
November 30, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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Wow you really do shrink with old age
Edited Google search results for "henry kissinger height," with a top answer box reading "-6" (negative six feet)
November 30, 2023 at 1:16 PM
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Ding dong, Kissinger's dead
Photo of the LATE, DEAD Henry Kissinger with meme top text reading "HAS A GENERAL DISREGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE" and bottom text reading "FUCKING DIES"
November 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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So anyway like I was saying, I'm in potsu's top 0.5% of listeners, jealous? 😏
November 29, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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Memes to edge to
Young black man in designer clothing leaning against a red sports car, with top and bottom meme text reading "I must be a DVD logo the way shit get real when I hit your corner" Cropped Instagram story screenshot of a person holding two 20-dollar US bank notes and an obviously counterfeit "35-dollar" bill with a caption reading "yalll rly cant stop me when I'm in my flow💯🧩🌊" A meme made up of four panels of stock photos of a 3D cartoon son, father, and mother. Panel 1 shows the father yelling at the crying son, saying "get a girlfriend son," and panel 2 shows the father and mother arguing with the crying son between them, with the mother saying "or a boyfriend! he's bi". Panel 3 and 4 reuse the first two images in the same order, with the yelling father telling his son "damn nobody want u fr 😭😭" in panel 3 and the mother saying "i'm saying like 😭😭" A dim photo of a visibly unkempt and depressed Peter Griffin from Family Guy frowning and with sad, red eyes with an edited Twitter caption reading "when he a freak but you lowkey asexual"
November 29, 2023 at 4:12 PM
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Wowsers!
A meme depicting a dolphin and brown cow jumping out of the water in unison with yellow text reading, "talk about a "what the heck" moment! let's get this thing viral"
November 27, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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Elong tusk 😍
Photoshopped meme of dopey, balding PayPal-era Elon Musk in a Facebook screenshot of a (whose account name and photo is photoshopped to be Grimes) holding his leaned-in face, with text reading, "The face he makes when he wants cuddles, food or sex"
November 27, 2023 at 6:17 AM