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@phillipshake.bsky.social
i'm here for the future species to read this when they're bored
and now 🇺🇸 is "taking" 🇬🇱

what is happening
March 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
oh we're definitely going to w*r now

he just put the blame on marco rubio
March 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
has anyone seen the plot? i think it's been lost
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ope you heard it here! he loves the farmer

nebraska, spiraling into debt due to his policies: 🤡
March 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i wonder who controls his media
March 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
lmao at him going so hard left on education 😂
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
so now he's just saying random shit and attaching it to a country
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
oh it's game OVER for us—well, i had a good run
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
who was removed?
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
which angry 12 year is controlling our simulation
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
lmao @ "like i did in my VERY successful first-term"
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i want sympathy claps
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i feel like a pig that is sitting at the fire that i'm about to roast over and my chef killer is like "the best is yet to come"
March 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BACK TO WHAT -- mf this is still "unprecedented times"
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
oh here we go
March 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
so i have to use paramount+ to watch this state of the union and these cbs news commentators are READING him
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
yeah america is ghetto -- how you gonna act like you have it all together and you look a mess

you wouldn't go to work in a wrinkly suit, so why would you display a wrinkly flag on a GLOBALLY-viewed event 🇺🇸🤦🏼
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
so no one is going to steam that flag???
March 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
and for some reason after the update my "touch to unlock" is not working either so i'm just here looking like a clown working from my phone
a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .
ALT: a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM