duh-doy orbison
@philkolas.bsky.social
Minneapolis comedian
www.philkolas.com
Cthulu/fhtagn
www.philkolas.com
Cthulu/fhtagn
Hey. FYI the supreme court is trash and I love my trans friends and now trans people are going to have to run from Tennessee and every other crappy state but now they'll come here to Minnesota and make my state even more awesome.
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Hey. FYI the supreme court is trash and I love my trans friends and now trans people are going to have to run from Tennessee and every other crappy state but now they'll come here to Minnesota and make my state even more awesome.
Cookies happened again, folks.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
May 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Cookies happened again, folks.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
It's a very solemn Greek holiday, called, "Because I Felt Like It."
Chloe approves, from the background.
@chucktingle.bsky.social , you are listed as a source in this essay ^, for my argument about works of art changing once they enter the public, and how this proves love.
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May 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@chucktingle.bsky.social , you are listed as a source in this essay ^, for my argument about works of art changing once they enter the public, and how this proves love.
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I was so good at comedy 11 years ago.
April 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I was so good at comedy 11 years ago.
Bullwinkle has the stigmata.
April 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Bullwinkle has the stigmata.
New comedy dates!
April 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
New comedy dates!
Happy Easter Next Week Everyone!
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
April 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Happy Easter Next Week Everyone!
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
Happy Birthday Jesus!
*puts finger to ear*
"It's *not* that?...it's for WHAT?!...oh that's awkward."
Happy Trans Day of visibility. Come to a comedy show tonight at Bryant Lake Bowl and show your support for these bad motherfuckers (I believe "bad motherfuckers" to be a gender neutral moniker, but I'm willing to listen and learn).
March 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Happy Trans Day of visibility. Come to a comedy show tonight at Bryant Lake Bowl and show your support for these bad motherfuckers (I believe "bad motherfuckers" to be a gender neutral moniker, but I'm willing to listen and learn).
What are you hiding and where are you hiding it, Gail?!
P.S. 11/10 pun
P.S. 11/10 pun
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What are you hiding and where are you hiding it, Gail?!
P.S. 11/10 pun
P.S. 11/10 pun
"Why do I live where the air hurts my face?"
January 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Why do I live where the air hurts my face?"
A record breaking attendance at tonight's Bumbling Fools Mead Comedy Showcase.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
January 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
A record breaking attendance at tonight's Bumbling Fools Mead Comedy Showcase.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
Thank you to the BFM crew, Jesse Ellis, Justin Johnson, and Ethan Pedersen. And got a dude to teach me "thank you" in Armenian. That's 11 languages down, just 147 to go.
Love my little basement.
"Zatoichi I: The Tale of Zatoichi" rules.
December 31, 2024 at 3:12 AM
"Zatoichi I: The Tale of Zatoichi" rules.
"Why do you do comedy, Phil?"
Sometimes the waitstaff gives you free drinkin' boots. Merry Christmas, every one of us!
Sometimes the waitstaff gives you free drinkin' boots. Merry Christmas, every one of us!
December 12, 2024 at 4:03 AM
"Why do you do comedy, Phil?"
Sometimes the waitstaff gives you free drinkin' boots. Merry Christmas, every one of us!
Sometimes the waitstaff gives you free drinkin' boots. Merry Christmas, every one of us!
"What's the Apocalypse like?"
Well, Dollar Trees are going out of business.
But on the other hand, Health Insurance CEOS are getting gunned down in the street.
So, mixed bag, I'd say?
Well, Dollar Trees are going out of business.
But on the other hand, Health Insurance CEOS are getting gunned down in the street.
So, mixed bag, I'd say?
December 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
"What's the Apocalypse like?"
Well, Dollar Trees are going out of business.
But on the other hand, Health Insurance CEOS are getting gunned down in the street.
So, mixed bag, I'd say?
Well, Dollar Trees are going out of business.
But on the other hand, Health Insurance CEOS are getting gunned down in the street.
So, mixed bag, I'd say?
You guys, last night I left Greek cookies at all my neighbors' doors to help with election night.
One of them left a tin of cookies back at *my* door.
We will cookie our way through this bullshit, friends. #WalzButtigieg2028
One of them left a tin of cookies back at *my* door.
We will cookie our way through this bullshit, friends. #WalzButtigieg2028
November 6, 2024 at 4:43 PM
You guys, last night I left Greek cookies at all my neighbors' doors to help with election night.
One of them left a tin of cookies back at *my* door.
We will cookie our way through this bullshit, friends. #WalzButtigieg2028
One of them left a tin of cookies back at *my* door.
We will cookie our way through this bullshit, friends. #WalzButtigieg2028
Hmm, the Silent Hill/Zombie Apocalypse part of everything started a lot earlier than I expected.
Reach out to your friends and family. They need you and you'll need them. Keep an eye on your loved ones. It's going to be a long 1,456 days. We're going to need each other.
Reach out to your friends and family. They need you and you'll need them. Keep an eye on your loved ones. It's going to be a long 1,456 days. We're going to need each other.
November 6, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Hmm, the Silent Hill/Zombie Apocalypse part of everything started a lot earlier than I expected.
Reach out to your friends and family. They need you and you'll need them. Keep an eye on your loved ones. It's going to be a long 1,456 days. We're going to need each other.
Reach out to your friends and family. They need you and you'll need them. Keep an eye on your loved ones. It's going to be a long 1,456 days. We're going to need each other.
Stressed about the election.
Made cookies.
Vote, I guess.
Made cookies.
Vote, I guess.
November 5, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Stressed about the election.
Made cookies.
Vote, I guess.
Made cookies.
Vote, I guess.
"How was the comedy show?"
I bought a kickass print. 5 stars.
I bought a kickass print. 5 stars.
October 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
"How was the comedy show?"
I bought a kickass print. 5 stars.
I bought a kickass print. 5 stars.
You guys, George Washington came to me in a dream last night and said if we get 100% early voting then all the campaigns will stop. We could save Halloween!
October 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
You guys, George Washington came to me in a dream last night and said if we get 100% early voting then all the campaigns will stop. We could save Halloween!
Oh shit you guys! Cookies happened again!
That's a good sign, it means October is going to kick ass.
Happy spooks to you all & to all a good fright.
That's a good sign, it means October is going to kick ass.
Happy spooks to you all & to all a good fright.
October 2, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Oh shit you guys! Cookies happened again!
That's a good sign, it means October is going to kick ass.
Happy spooks to you all & to all a good fright.
That's a good sign, it means October is going to kick ass.
Happy spooks to you all & to all a good fright.
If you guys want a great harmless prank, send your headshot to a venue, then get a haircut before the show. Sometimes they'll paint awesome pictures for the backdrop, and you'll look like you're trying to fake your own death.
September 15, 2024 at 7:40 PM
If you guys want a great harmless prank, send your headshot to a venue, then get a haircut before the show. Sometimes they'll paint awesome pictures for the backdrop, and you'll look like you're trying to fake your own death.
Dude.
Free Little Library Score.
Free books, Free Palestine.
Free Little Library Score.
Free books, Free Palestine.
September 8, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Dude.
Free Little Library Score.
Free books, Free Palestine.
Free Little Library Score.
Free books, Free Palestine.
This shit rules.
Libraries rule.
Libraries rule.
September 5, 2024 at 5:28 PM
This shit rules.
Libraries rule.
Libraries rule.
*Lord Humungus voice, after getting into real estate*
"WE BUY HOUSES
FAST CASH
JUST WALK AWAY"
"WE BUY HOUSES
FAST CASH
JUST WALK AWAY"
August 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
*Lord Humungus voice, after getting into real estate*
"WE BUY HOUSES
FAST CASH
JUST WALK AWAY"
"WE BUY HOUSES
FAST CASH
JUST WALK AWAY"