I know one is meant to be a toad, but has anyone ever seen Baron Greenback or Pepe The Frog in the same room?

And the gig that never happened. Got postponed to days away from my birthday…and then didn’t happen for obvious reasons. It’s mad to see the prices. £7.50 to see Smashing Pumpkins, and £12 to see Nirvana (with £15.50 coach travel.) Again screenshotted from my Insta.

Just remembered that I’ve still got a load of the tickets. This was screenshotted from my Insta.

@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social Does making you aware of this make me a terrible person? Yes, yes it does. I care not. (I’m sure you’ve been sent it countless times already) But oaft! 350 squids.

@garywhitta.com Ballyea are facing who on Sunday?!

I wasn’t sure it was such a good idea to guzzle chunks of doughnuts for breakfast. So I’ve been sipping my latte on the way back to my hotel, and I’m just about to start shoving Tim’s bits into my mouth. I’m sure they’re going to be delicious (they are basically doughnuts after all.)

[In a bar]

Me: [chanting] pints, pints-

Other patrons: pints, PINTS

Barmaid: [pounding her clipboard] PINTS, PINTS, PINTS!

Today’s sojourn was to the Jodrell Bank radio telescope. A trip I’ve been wanting to do for over 25 years. Only just got around to it, and it was totally worth the wait.

Why not both at the same time? [Roger Moore eyebrows]