Crazy Ted showed me a bunch of ai art he generated to advertise the bar but it’s all pictures of dogs eating spaghetti

flapjacks is proud to celebrate the fifa world peace award by telling our wait staff to only call it american soccer instead of American football from now on

Folk: I know everyone loves iPod karaoke night but yall gotta stop playing Human Domestication Guide hypno over the PA, it’s making one of our barbacks act really weird to the spider planet in the break room

Had to kick Crazy Dave and Cooter out of the bar last night because they kept arguing if Feministing or The Toast was a better website

Pretty much all I want to do is get high and play pokemon