Philippe Bowgen
@philippebowgen.bsky.social
writer.
supporting character coded.
🇵🇪🏳️🌈👾in📍nyc.
eng | esp | fr
supporting character coded.
🇵🇪🏳️🌈👾in📍nyc.
eng | esp | fr
the homosexual urge to beg chatgpt to add ten pounds of muscle to our already highly filtered thirst traps is exactly why we can’t have nice things
December 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the homosexual urge to beg chatgpt to add ten pounds of muscle to our already highly filtered thirst traps is exactly why we can’t have nice things
and bless the vanity fair retouching team
most of all
most of all
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
and bless the vanity fair retouching team
most of all
most of all
what if we kissed at the fort myers brewing co in terminal D
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
what if we kissed at the fort myers brewing co in terminal D
not to be dramatic but aiding and abetting in human trafficking and child rape should disqualify you from public office
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
not to be dramatic but aiding and abetting in human trafficking and child rape should disqualify you from public office
it’s only an audition if it’s from the region in france otherwise it’s just a sparkling tryout and also sorry it’s offer only anyway
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it’s only an audition if it’s from the region in france otherwise it’s just a sparkling tryout and also sorry it’s offer only anyway
hands down sexiest song 2002
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
hands down sexiest song 2002
brb on the 6 train turning zohran insta reels on without headphones and making direct eye contact with the scowlers
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
brb on the 6 train turning zohran insta reels on without headphones and making direct eye contact with the scowlers
welcome to the elder millennial carnival! please enjoy our high speed mood swing, take a ride on our “endless slog” flume… or may i recommend a trip on my personal favorite, the carry-a-balance-go-round?
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
welcome to the elder millennial carnival! please enjoy our high speed mood swing, take a ride on our “endless slog” flume… or may i recommend a trip on my personal favorite, the carry-a-balance-go-round?
the lion does not concern himself with eavesdroppers during his virtual therapy session at the capital one cafe
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the lion does not concern himself with eavesdroppers during his virtual therapy session at the capital one cafe
what a day zohran wins and jonathan bailey’s story replies are open
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
what a day zohran wins and jonathan bailey’s story replies are open
just like … not today, capitalism, k?
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
just like … not today, capitalism, k?
me at the club: … what that couch do
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
me at the club: … what that couch do
have a new label in my Gmail under Receipts called “History”
July 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
have a new label in my Gmail under Receipts called “History”
my brain: work, dumbass. make money.
me: …
my brain: like now. start.
me: k
my brain: why is your notes app open?
me: …
my brain: you’re gonna draft cutesy tweets aren’t you?
me: …
my brain: ARENT YOU
me: …
my brain: like now. start.
me: k
my brain: why is your notes app open?
me: …
my brain: you’re gonna draft cutesy tweets aren’t you?
me: …
my brain: ARENT YOU
July 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
my brain: work, dumbass. make money.
me: …
my brain: like now. start.
me: k
my brain: why is your notes app open?
me: …
my brain: you’re gonna draft cutesy tweets aren’t you?
me: …
my brain: ARENT YOU
me: …
my brain: like now. start.
me: k
my brain: why is your notes app open?
me: …
my brain: you’re gonna draft cutesy tweets aren’t you?
me: …
my brain: ARENT YOU
friend slut for owen thiele and owen thiele only
July 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
friend slut for owen thiele and owen thiele only
can’t wait for iMessage to give us the option to say this text “made with AI” like can you imagine the drama
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
can’t wait for iMessage to give us the option to say this text “made with AI” like can you imagine the drama
myspace top 5 walked so ranked choice voting could run
June 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
myspace top 5 walked so ranked choice voting could run
i promise i will never ever not once care about what you ate in a day
June 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
i promise i will never ever not once care about what you ate in a day
not me actually being grateful to be on the A train bc air conditioning
June 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
not me actually being grateful to be on the A train bc air conditioning
to the dude on the A train who screamed nonstop from 168th to columbus circle: same, babe.
June 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
to the dude on the A train who screamed nonstop from 168th to columbus circle: same, babe.
babe what if we kissed at the front of the no kings march on saturday
June 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
babe what if we kissed at the front of the no kings march on saturday
85 degrees on the f train. rat tail peeking out your dad cap. lexapro and bubble butt screaming in your xxl jean shorts. happy pride.
June 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
85 degrees on the f train. rat tail peeking out your dad cap. lexapro and bubble butt screaming in your xxl jean shorts. happy pride.
shit babe we have to turn back i forgot my slutty little glasses 🏳️🌈
June 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
shit babe we have to turn back i forgot my slutty little glasses 🏳️🌈
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your complimentary bank of america pride month keychain
June 3, 2025 at 9:54 AM
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your complimentary bank of america pride month keychain