Czerny
@philipczerny.bsky.social
Stan account for US naval supremacy, Asian geopolitics/cuisine, the Boston Celtics, the indomitable will of the human spirit, southern BBQ, bourbon, occasional skullduggery, and, most importantly, never forgetting to kiss the homies goodnight.
"ruled by their stories" is the best way to put it
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
"ruled by their stories" is the best way to put it
Fucking Russian terrorists
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Fucking Russian terrorists
Lmfao, owie it hurts
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Lmfao, owie it hurts
"alright, so here's how to wipe your entire team on D+0"
October 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"alright, so here's how to wipe your entire team on D+0"
Me trying to brood post-heinous crime
a bald man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and making a funny face in front of a brick house .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and making a funny face in front of a brick house .
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Me trying to brood post-heinous crime
Aw shit ok this response GOT me.
August 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Aw shit ok this response GOT me.
This is much more complicated than my thermos of vodka and Liquid IV
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is much more complicated than my thermos of vodka and Liquid IV
Off topic - but I stumbled across the original of the left painting at an art museum in Northwest Arkansas of all places.
May 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Off topic - but I stumbled across the original of the left painting at an art museum in Northwest Arkansas of all places.
I was gonna argue that some of us live much of the year underwater, but then I realized you said human beings and not absolute degenerates.
a shark is swimming in the ocean with the words `` har , har , har '' written on it .
ALT: a shark is swimming in the ocean with the words `` har , har , har '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I was gonna argue that some of us live much of the year underwater, but then I realized you said human beings and not absolute degenerates.
Yeah 8th grade on the West Coast...that was literally the entire school day, one period to the next, teachers just like, "hey kids, shit's fucked, you should probably witness this"
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Yeah 8th grade on the West Coast...that was literally the entire school day, one period to the next, teachers just like, "hey kids, shit's fucked, you should probably witness this"
I don't know your gender, but this is very "my wife" coded.
April 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I don't know your gender, but this is very "my wife" coded.
I've had that same recurring thought more and more lately: "I'm the textbook example of a happily married normal father...I think I might need to start publicly bullying these sad little freaks purveying false masculinity"
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've had that same recurring thought more and more lately: "I'm the textbook example of a happily married normal father...I think I might need to start publicly bullying these sad little freaks purveying false masculinity"
