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Philip Derbesy
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imo this is why we all need the Rutgers Big Ten Defense Compact
Breaking News: A Trump administration settlement proposal demands more than $1 billion from UCLA. It calls for the payout to contribute to a claims fund that would compensate victims of civil rights violations after a pro-Palestinian protest on campus.
Trump Wants U.C.L.A. to Pay $1 Billion to Restore Its Research Funding
The Trump administration has ended about $500 million for the Los Angeles-based university. The president said he wanted nearly double that to restart the flow of funds.
nyti.ms
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
you really are allowed to take a tin of sardines to the dome day or night
July 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
never heard an explanation for why he capitalizes nouns like it's the eighteenth century
The United States is seeking to steal the sovereignty of Brazil, there's really no other way to describe this. It's an effort to overthrow their domestic political institutions.
July 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the second apron is the nba's project 2025
July 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Lisa Murkowski loves saying she *considered* doing the right thing, that *agonized* before doing the wrong thing. Shame on her for claiming to have a conscience but being able to silence it.
July 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the extender doing his darnedest
June 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the nba is crazy because if thibs had lost in 6 in the second round instead of winning he would still have a job
June 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I blame you for this @libbycwatson.com
June 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
enough with the biscoff
June 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
a playoff series doesn't start until the road team wins a game
May 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
ok with anyone but OKC. take your lumps. wait your turn. caruso is not and cannot be unc. twerps. would fold to any vet team with more than four good, healthy players. unfortunately such a thing might not exist in these trying times.
May 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
never change, james
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
no
May 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"defense wins championships" - nico harrison
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
used tax prep software to prepare my taxes. at the end it asked how likely I am to recommend it to friends and family. obviously 0%! you're a dystopic, glitchy leech and I hate you so much!
April 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
has anyone ever seen brad stevens and mayor pete in a room together
March 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
love when the university I work for asks me to donate money. that's not how the employer employee relationship works!!
March 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'd like to report a murder, my elderly barber informs me I've "got a lot of neck"
March 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
workshopping a take that speed is a superior film to raiders of the lost ark
February 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I will never "ask meta ai"
February 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LeBron: *bounces it directly to the other team*

Reggie Miller (without a hint of irony): oooh, what a pass
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
million dollar idea scrabble but points are awarded based on how cool the word is
December 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
wfh is transformed by having this bad boy on in the background
December 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM