PhilipC
@philipcarlson.bsky.social
Be strange, but don't be a stranger.
It only works against me when Big Jalapeño gets involved.
January 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
It only works against me when Big Jalapeño gets involved.
Would that be a Pootergeist?
December 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Would that be a Pootergeist?
I love how making 'rage bait', a two word phrase the word of the year is rage bait itself. Very meta, Oxford University Press, bravo.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I love how making 'rage bait', a two word phrase the word of the year is rage bait itself. Very meta, Oxford University Press, bravo.
My brain went straight to "Kith my ath!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My brain went straight to "Kith my ath!"
Don't mess with people's favorite BBQ joint.
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Don't mess with people's favorite BBQ joint.
He'll wok this back.
October 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
He'll wok this back.
Studies have shown that Free Range Sexting is much better for the environment.
October 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Studies have shown that Free Range Sexting is much better for the environment.
They kicked me out for not remembering the secret handshake.
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They kicked me out for not remembering the secret handshake.
They should've waited until daylight savings time ended, then they'd get one extra hour of rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They should've waited until daylight savings time ended, then they'd get one extra hour of rapture.
Please let me know when your potato recipes, tips & tricks book gets published, I'll buy at least 5.
September 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Please let me know when your potato recipes, tips & tricks book gets published, I'll buy at least 5.
Rumor is The Hamburglar is next on the pardon list.
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rumor is The Hamburglar is next on the pardon list.
It's really clever how they sometimes will change the intro and/or theme song to be relevant to the subject of the episode -- like when they ended up in the singing dimension and the theme song was acapella -- *chef's kiss*
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's really clever how they sometimes will change the intro and/or theme song to be relevant to the subject of the episode -- like when they ended up in the singing dimension and the theme song was acapella -- *chef's kiss*
The show really is so well done -- it's fascinating to see Captain Pike in action, especially when you know how he ends up in those episodes of the original series.
August 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The show really is so well done -- it's fascinating to see Captain Pike in action, especially when you know how he ends up in those episodes of the original series.
Oh now, don't be playing like there's not a whole planet of cheese up there, ready for the taking!!
August 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh now, don't be playing like there's not a whole planet of cheese up there, ready for the taking!!
I find it funny that these people think they have the authority to tell others what they can do with their account.
Oh, well random.human6969 says I have to shut the fuck up, so I guess I can't post anymore. Dangit, there goes my content creation career!!
Oh, well random.human6969 says I have to shut the fuck up, so I guess I can't post anymore. Dangit, there goes my content creation career!!
August 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I find it funny that these people think they have the authority to tell others what they can do with their account.
Oh, well random.human6969 says I have to shut the fuck up, so I guess I can't post anymore. Dangit, there goes my content creation career!!
Oh, well random.human6969 says I have to shut the fuck up, so I guess I can't post anymore. Dangit, there goes my content creation career!!
where's the infinite likes button?
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
where's the infinite likes button?
Having grown up here, moved away, and then back to take care of parents, I can say while it's definitely bass-ackwards in _so_ many ways, at least we have decent home prices and a _bajillion_ medical weed dispensaries. (doesn't make up for the rest, but still...)
April 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Having grown up here, moved away, and then back to take care of parents, I can say while it's definitely bass-ackwards in _so_ many ways, at least we have decent home prices and a _bajillion_ medical weed dispensaries. (doesn't make up for the rest, but still...)
I look forward to the return of reading bumps on people’s heads. You may be falsely labeled as a psychopath because of acne, but at least you’ll get a nice scalp massage.
March 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I look forward to the return of reading bumps on people’s heads. You may be falsely labeled as a psychopath because of acne, but at least you’ll get a nice scalp massage.
I hear they braise their humans with maple syrup before roasting.
February 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I hear they braise their humans with maple syrup before roasting.