Phil Green
@philgreen.bsky.social
It's me, Phil Green. I do a show w/Jake at everydamnthing.net. When the light hit the ice it twankle and glisten.
Ugh this off-season is taking forever I want to get the Knicks championship season started.
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ugh this off-season is taking forever I want to get the Knicks championship season started.
Hey guys I've been working on this ship for a long time and there's an albatross that really bothering me. Would it be wrong to shoot it with a crossbow?
August 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hey guys I've been working on this ship for a long time and there's an albatross that really bothering me. Would it be wrong to shoot it with a crossbow?
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Hey everyone I just saw Mystic Pizza for the first time. this is not the kind of movie they make anymore and when it came out I was a young boy much more into Roger Rabbit than a coming of age story about Portuguese girls in Connecticut.
My dad (RIP) lived in Mystic briefly so I'd been there and I
My dad (RIP) lived in Mystic briefly so I'd been there and I
July 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey everyone I just saw Mystic Pizza for the first time. this is not the kind of movie they make anymore and when it came out I was a young boy much more into Roger Rabbit than a coming of age story about Portuguese girls in Connecticut.
My dad (RIP) lived in Mystic briefly so I'd been there and I
My dad (RIP) lived in Mystic briefly so I'd been there and I
I haven't been here in years but NYC is still #1.
RIP to the Forbidden Planet by Union Square, Kim's Video and the weird little Bamn! automat in St. Marks Place. 3 random places I remembered used to be there and walked past today.
RIP to the Forbidden Planet by Union Square, Kim's Video and the weird little Bamn! automat in St. Marks Place. 3 random places I remembered used to be there and walked past today.
July 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I haven't been here in years but NYC is still #1.
RIP to the Forbidden Planet by Union Square, Kim's Video and the weird little Bamn! automat in St. Marks Place. 3 random places I remembered used to be there and walked past today.
RIP to the Forbidden Planet by Union Square, Kim's Video and the weird little Bamn! automat in St. Marks Place. 3 random places I remembered used to be there and walked past today.
I am in NYC with my family for a layover. All the options in the world & my son demanded Golden Krust which he can get frozen in CA.
He was right, they wrap the pattie in coco bread there.
He was right, they wrap the pattie in coco bread there.
July 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I am in NYC with my family for a layover. All the options in the world & my son demanded Golden Krust which he can get frozen in CA.
He was right, they wrap the pattie in coco bread there.
He was right, they wrap the pattie in coco bread there.
@joshuawinsor.bsky.social I love Josh Winsor
July 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
@joshuawinsor.bsky.social I love Josh Winsor
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may you live to see the porn theatres you were too young to enter as a teen become the rock climbing gyms you're too old to enter in your 50s
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
may you live to see the porn theatres you were too young to enter as a teen become the rock climbing gyms you're too old to enter in your 50s
A crowd chanting: Gaga, goo goo, pee pee 1 doo doo!
April 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A crowd chanting: Gaga, goo goo, pee pee 1 doo doo!
Thank you Deuce McBride! I lost my voice yelling so much at the game. #knicks bing bong "Kevin Durant don't you regret not coming to the Knicks?"
I'm at the Knicks game in SAC and I don't get to many of these games so please, tonight, for me and my family, Deuce McBride, put on a show.
March 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Thank you Deuce McBride! I lost my voice yelling so much at the game. #knicks bing bong "Kevin Durant don't you regret not coming to the Knicks?"
I'm at the Knicks game in SAC and I don't get to many of these games so please, tonight, for me and my family, Deuce McBride, put on a show.
March 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm at the Knicks game in SAC and I don't get to many of these games so please, tonight, for me and my family, Deuce McBride, put on a show.
Cannonball Run II is really bad & one reason is it takes 40 minutes to get to the start of the race.
December 28, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Cannonball Run II is really bad & one reason is it takes 40 minutes to get to the start of the race.
"you ready with that new image?"
December 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
"you ready with that new image?"
Please share this with whoever knows about cats.
My cat was injured and vet put him on gabapentin a week ago & he hasn't meowed once despite healthy eating, sleeping & shitting and seems to be in good spirits. Is that unusual?
My cat was injured and vet put him on gabapentin a week ago & he hasn't meowed once despite healthy eating, sleeping & shitting and seems to be in good spirits. Is that unusual?
December 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Please share this with whoever knows about cats.
My cat was injured and vet put him on gabapentin a week ago & he hasn't meowed once despite healthy eating, sleeping & shitting and seems to be in good spirits. Is that unusual?
My cat was injured and vet put him on gabapentin a week ago & he hasn't meowed once despite healthy eating, sleeping & shitting and seems to be in good spirits. Is that unusual?
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Who is excited to learn Roman numerals together?
I, for one
I, for one
December 8, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Who is excited to learn Roman numerals together?
I, for one
I, for one
I don't travel that much but I'm at LAX today. Help me out here.
Why do they sell luggage at the airport after you go through security? What's the scenario where you'd buy that luggage?
Why do they sell luggage at the airport after you go through security? What's the scenario where you'd buy that luggage?
November 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I don't travel that much but I'm at LAX today. Help me out here.
Why do they sell luggage at the airport after you go through security? What's the scenario where you'd buy that luggage?
Why do they sell luggage at the airport after you go through security? What's the scenario where you'd buy that luggage?
What kind of car is this on the picture at the gas station? It looks like a toy car I had as a kid. I think it's loosely based on a real car.
November 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
What kind of car is this on the picture at the gas station? It looks like a toy car I had as a kid. I think it's loosely based on a real car.
@arrowplum.bsky.social good to see you!
November 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
@arrowplum.bsky.social good to see you!
Also, anyone trying to talk about the video game Military Madness for the turbografx 16 let me know. I'm just throwing it out there.
November 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Also, anyone trying to talk about the video game Military Madness for the turbografx 16 let me know. I'm just throwing it out there.
Hey who wants to talk about the movie Bachelor Party from 1984 starring Tom Hanks & Tawny Kitaen? Let me know. I saw it a couple months ago and I have some takes.
November 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Hey who wants to talk about the movie Bachelor Party from 1984 starring Tom Hanks & Tawny Kitaen? Let me know. I saw it a couple months ago and I have some takes.
The cake recipe on the back of Bob's Red Mill (RIP Bob) super fine almond flour is really good. My family goes nuts for it.
I made it with coconut oil instead of butter because I like it more that way. RIP my arteries.
I made it with coconut oil instead of butter because I like it more that way. RIP my arteries.
October 7, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The cake recipe on the back of Bob's Red Mill (RIP Bob) super fine almond flour is really good. My family goes nuts for it.
I made it with coconut oil instead of butter because I like it more that way. RIP my arteries.
I made it with coconut oil instead of butter because I like it more that way. RIP my arteries.
12% of Americans (presumably men 50-65) are eating 50% of the beef! That's really surprising to me. Maybe beef isn't that popular or central to our culture after all if half of the entire industry is just to feed that small group. It's a niche product.
www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
September 6, 2023 at 6:57 PM
12% of Americans (presumably men 50-65) are eating 50% of the beef! That's really surprising to me. Maybe beef isn't that popular or central to our culture after all if half of the entire industry is just to feed that small group. It's a niche product.
www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
I just watched Bachelor Party and it would have worked better if the donkey didn't die, if it snapped awake in the elevator. I get that tastes change but in the 80s did people really find a dead donkey funnier than an alive one?
September 6, 2023 at 5:19 PM
I just watched Bachelor Party and it would have worked better if the donkey didn't die, if it snapped awake in the elevator. I get that tastes change but in the 80s did people really find a dead donkey funnier than an alive one?