Phil Dzikiy
@phildzikiy.bsky.social
writer editor yinzer. nyc. ignoring the discourse.
Somehow both of these guys are Aaron Rodgers
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Somehow both of these guys are Aaron Rodgers
I have the kind of brain where I see this and wonder if they named a tampon brand after either the Who song or the protagonist from the Genesis concept album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. Perhaps both, I think to myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have the kind of brain where I see this and wonder if they named a tampon brand after either the Who song or the protagonist from the Genesis concept album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. Perhaps both, I think to myself
File under: K-shaped screenshots
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
File under: K-shaped screenshots
Evgeni Malkin is third among active players in total career penalty minutes. He's hundreds of PIM ahead of countryman Ovechkin despite playing 278 (!) fewer games. No other superstar forwards in the post-lockout era have been penalized like Malkin.
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Evgeni Malkin is third among active players in total career penalty minutes. He's hundreds of PIM ahead of countryman Ovechkin despite playing 278 (!) fewer games. No other superstar forwards in the post-lockout era have been penalized like Malkin.
Darnell Washington
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Darnell Washington
“Hey Sal, you gonna boo Rodgers?”
“Jets mailbag.”
“Jets mailbag.”
September 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“Hey Sal, you gonna boo Rodgers?”
“Jets mailbag.”
“Jets mailbag.”
Ah sorry, wrong room
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ah sorry, wrong room
Terps finally WINNING on a buzzer beater got me like
March 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Terps finally WINNING on a buzzer beater got me like
I always loved flipping over to ESPN and stumbling across old NFL Films Yearbooks for teams that didn't make the playoffs, almost solely for the "positive" titles they were given. This Bills one in particular is killing me
March 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I always loved flipping over to ESPN and stumbling across old NFL Films Yearbooks for teams that didn't make the playoffs, almost solely for the "positive" titles they were given. This Bills one in particular is killing me
Only one way to get on this bill. Gotta have the right mentality
March 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Only one way to get on this bill. Gotta have the right mentality
Maybe my favorite Apple Music animated album cover art that I’ve seen yet
February 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Maybe my favorite Apple Music animated album cover art that I’ve seen yet
The three most important facts about Jay Leno are as follows:
January 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The three most important facts about Jay Leno are as follows:
What kind of nefarious scheme are these low-level evildoers hatching tonight
December 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
What kind of nefarious scheme are these low-level evildoers hatching tonight
Barnes & Noble giving me a BOGO half off coupon for cookies in the cafe after I dropped $100 on Christmas gifts
December 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Barnes & Noble giving me a BOGO half off coupon for cookies in the cafe after I dropped $100 on Christmas gifts
Game was rough enough - a serious Watt injury would be nightmare territory
December 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Game was rough enough - a serious Watt injury would be nightmare territory
I clicked this and it was just a live feed of Bob Nutting and some other guys in suits pointing directly at the camera and laughing
December 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I clicked this and it was just a live feed of Bob Nutting and some other guys in suits pointing directly at the camera and laughing
