PhilDerp
@philderp.bsky.social
Procrastinating Grunt Worker who attempts to draw, write, take pictures, and unleash puns and cheesy jokes.
My Comments, reposts, and posts can sometimes be NSFW.
M/1982Baby/Bacon Addict/Who Reads these?
My Comments, reposts, and posts can sometimes be NSFW.
M/1982Baby/Bacon Addict/Who Reads these?
Did this sketch for a Holiday Card piece.
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did this sketch for a Holiday Card piece.
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
Considering I average 12 hour work days, I'm just happy I got it finished!
Festivus Whateveryoucelebrateacus!
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Festivus Whateveryoucelebrateacus!
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
Did this sketch recently for a Art Holiday Card.
Considering I've been stuck working 12 hours days each work shift for almost two months, I'm happy I finished it.
Lewdtober? Bonktober?
Anywho, it's a good excuse as any for pictures right?
As Cara demonstrates here with the prompt from Kroox; Pole Dance.
#Bonktober69 #lewdtober #hashtag
Anywho, it's a good excuse as any for pictures right?
As Cara demonstrates here with the prompt from Kroox; Pole Dance.
#Bonktober69 #lewdtober #hashtag
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lewdtober? Bonktober?
Anywho, it's a good excuse as any for pictures right?
As Cara demonstrates here with the prompt from Kroox; Pole Dance.
#Bonktober69 #lewdtober #hashtag
Anywho, it's a good excuse as any for pictures right?
As Cara demonstrates here with the prompt from Kroox; Pole Dance.
#Bonktober69 #lewdtober #hashtag
(Yes, I'm a tad early. Blame it on a 3 AM work start time...)
Ashala tries something from a Magic book in the library.
It seems to have an effect she hasn't quite noticed yet....
Prompt: Sapphic Spells
#lewdtober #lewdtober2025
Ashala tries something from a Magic book in the library.
It seems to have an effect she hasn't quite noticed yet....
Prompt: Sapphic Spells
#lewdtober #lewdtober2025
October 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
(Yes, I'm a tad early. Blame it on a 3 AM work start time...)
Ashala tries something from a Magic book in the library.
It seems to have an effect she hasn't quite noticed yet....
Prompt: Sapphic Spells
#lewdtober #lewdtober2025
Ashala tries something from a Magic book in the library.
It seems to have an effect she hasn't quite noticed yet....
Prompt: Sapphic Spells
#lewdtober #lewdtober2025
I have quite a few OC's I do things with....
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
September 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I have quite a few OC's I do things with....
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
Though the one I tend to draw the most is Cara.
Derp Turtle approves!
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Derp Turtle approves!
Ashala
Her backstory is dark and F'd up, but she has turned on a creative faucet for me in terms of writing and art ideas.
Her backstory is dark and F'd up, but she has turned on a creative faucet for me in terms of writing and art ideas.
July 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ashala
Her backstory is dark and F'd up, but she has turned on a creative faucet for me in terms of writing and art ideas.
Her backstory is dark and F'd up, but she has turned on a creative faucet for me in terms of writing and art ideas.
I have one, just never really use her much...
July 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I have one, just never really use her much...
Looks nice!
Kind of did this with one of my OC's a while back.
Tried to make it into a tarot card, got tired of working on it and stopped.
Kind of did this with one of my OC's a while back.
Tried to make it into a tarot card, got tired of working on it and stopped.
July 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Looks nice!
Kind of did this with one of my OC's a while back.
Tried to make it into a tarot card, got tired of working on it and stopped.
Kind of did this with one of my OC's a while back.
Tried to make it into a tarot card, got tired of working on it and stopped.
System Error:
Have Derp Turtle Instead:
Have Derp Turtle Instead:
July 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
System Error:
Have Derp Turtle Instead:
Have Derp Turtle Instead:
'Huh? You need me to pick something up off the floor AGAIN? What are you doing in that office?'
Someone on Skelecorp switched Cara's uniform again with the one in this post from B-Side Poser.
The Plot thickens!
Someone on Skelecorp switched Cara's uniform again with the one in this post from B-Side Poser.
The Plot thickens!
July 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
'Huh? You need me to pick something up off the floor AGAIN? What are you doing in that office?'
Someone on Skelecorp switched Cara's uniform again with the one in this post from B-Side Poser.
The Plot thickens!
Someone on Skelecorp switched Cara's uniform again with the one in this post from B-Side Poser.
The Plot thickens!
Derp Turtle Approves of Turtle Day!
At least I'm assuming they do.... I get that look for everything...
At least I'm assuming they do.... I get that look for everything...
May 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Derp Turtle Approves of Turtle Day!
At least I'm assuming they do.... I get that look for everything...
At least I'm assuming they do.... I get that look for everything...
Happy Eas......*Checks Date*
Ahem! Happy Excuse to be in a Bunny Outfit Month!
Cara got some work as a Bunny Girl for an Event!
Though I'm wondering what kind of work....
Prompt by @bsideposer.bsky.social
Ahem! Happy Excuse to be in a Bunny Outfit Month!
Cara got some work as a Bunny Girl for an Event!
Though I'm wondering what kind of work....
Prompt by @bsideposer.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Happy Eas......*Checks Date*
Ahem! Happy Excuse to be in a Bunny Outfit Month!
Cara got some work as a Bunny Girl for an Event!
Though I'm wondering what kind of work....
Prompt by @bsideposer.bsky.social
Ahem! Happy Excuse to be in a Bunny Outfit Month!
Cara got some work as a Bunny Girl for an Event!
Though I'm wondering what kind of work....
Prompt by @bsideposer.bsky.social
OH YEAH?!?!?!!?
I activate.....
THIS!
I activate.....
THIS!
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
OH YEAH?!?!?!!?
I activate.....
THIS!
I activate.....
THIS!
Probably the Familiar creature Ashala summons.
It pretty much is a Wendigo.
And I've done stuff like this to it:
It pretty much is a Wendigo.
And I've done stuff like this to it:
April 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Probably the Familiar creature Ashala summons.
It pretty much is a Wendigo.
And I've done stuff like this to it:
It pretty much is a Wendigo.
And I've done stuff like this to it:
BWAHaHAA!
I activate my TRAP Card as well!
I activate my TRAP Card as well!
February 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
BWAHaHAA!
I activate my TRAP Card as well!
I activate my TRAP Card as well!
And to add to the Wonder of the National Parks in Utah....
Here's a Picture of Delicate Arch I took a while ago.
Here's a Picture of Delicate Arch I took a while ago.
February 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And to add to the Wonder of the National Parks in Utah....
Here's a Picture of Delicate Arch I took a while ago.
Here's a Picture of Delicate Arch I took a while ago.
I've been called a Monster most of my life.
Why else do you think I prefer their company to yours?
Ashala summons her Familiar to her.
You might want to leave her alone....
Prompt from Deno Wylie - Monster
#Loreuary2025 #oc
Why else do you think I prefer their company to yours?
Ashala summons her Familiar to her.
You might want to leave her alone....
Prompt from Deno Wylie - Monster
#Loreuary2025 #oc
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I've been called a Monster most of my life.
Why else do you think I prefer their company to yours?
Ashala summons her Familiar to her.
You might want to leave her alone....
Prompt from Deno Wylie - Monster
#Loreuary2025 #oc
Why else do you think I prefer their company to yours?
Ashala summons her Familiar to her.
You might want to leave her alone....
Prompt from Deno Wylie - Monster
#Loreuary2025 #oc
I asked my Turtle Lucky her opinion on this Matter.
This was her response:
This was her response:
February 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I asked my Turtle Lucky her opinion on this Matter.
This was her response:
This was her response: