Phil Colclough
@philcolclough.bsky.social
This is not aimed at anyone in particular but if you’re not going to watch #eurovision this year/any more. Don’t make a song and dance about it on social media cos no one cares about you. In the grand scheme of things no one cares. Watch. Or don’t. It’s your choice.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is not aimed at anyone in particular but if you’re not going to watch #eurovision this year/any more. Don’t make a song and dance about it on social media cos no one cares about you. In the grand scheme of things no one cares. Watch. Or don’t. It’s your choice.
To all of those who know me, or are interested in me... i'm now exactly six months post amputation. i'm surviving but somedays are better than others. sorry if I piss you off... actually - am I?!
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To all of those who know me, or are interested in me... i'm now exactly six months post amputation. i'm surviving but somedays are better than others. sorry if I piss you off... actually - am I?!
All the EBU have done is cancelled their zoom call and are having it in person at the time they said they would to start with. Calm the fuck down people #Eurovision.
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
All the EBU have done is cancelled their zoom call and are having it in person at the time they said they would to start with. Calm the fuck down people #Eurovision.
Hello!! Seems like we’ve been hacked. Normal service will be resumed at the site presently. Thank the lord it’s September
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello!! Seems like we’ve been hacked. Normal service will be resumed at the site presently. Thank the lord it’s September
The older I get - the more intolerant of idiocy I become - and i'm not sorry about that.
June 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The older I get - the more intolerant of idiocy I become - and i'm not sorry about that.
To anyone that follows me on facebook - they have suspended my account ( Apparently I was both asleep AND in Vietnam at the same time) - waiting for Zucks minions to either sort it or delete me again.
June 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
To anyone that follows me on facebook - they have suspended my account ( Apparently I was both asleep AND in Vietnam at the same time) - waiting for Zucks minions to either sort it or delete me again.
That’ll be me then.
June 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That’ll be me then.
Hey all. I’ve decided against a live blog this afternoon cos I’ve done all week and need some time off :). I’ll do a post later in the day. Thanks. Mr Phil x. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hey all. I’ve decided against a live blog this afternoon cos I’ve done all week and need some time off :). I’ll do a post later in the day. Thanks. Mr Phil x. #Eurovision
Good news for those that follow - I'm home!
May 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Good news for those that follow - I'm home!
I’m just gonna say this once. Eurovision Twitter is a cesspit of the uneducated (about the contest) and the reactionary. I love it over here because people are, in the main, not that. Yeah I’ve pissed people off there and here so sorry bout that.
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m just gonna say this once. Eurovision Twitter is a cesspit of the uneducated (about the contest) and the reactionary. I love it over here because people are, in the main, not that. Yeah I’ve pissed people off there and here so sorry bout that.
For the record. Foot pain from amputations is fucking making me sick tonight. Swap?
March 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For the record. Foot pain from amputations is fucking making me sick tonight. Swap?
Yksi kaksi kolme sauna!
February 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yksi kaksi kolme sauna!
Dear SVT - Thank you for 25 minutes of wonderful television. Hasse Andersson and 8000 people singing his song , then www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeh..., then Nasta Weekend! - Fuck i love this contest!
Bara Bada Bastu
YouTube video by KAJ - Topic
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February 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Dear SVT - Thank you for 25 minutes of wonderful television. Hasse Andersson and 8000 people singing his song , then www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeh..., then Nasta Weekend! - Fuck i love this contest!
In personal news - my amputations are healing nicely (5 toes, thanks for asking) but i've developed a new ulcer - new = 3 weeks old. It's tiring and my brain often aches, but imma getting there!
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In personal news - my amputations are healing nicely (5 toes, thanks for asking) but i've developed a new ulcer - new = 3 weeks old. It's tiring and my brain often aches, but imma getting there!
Also @peteturton85.bsky.social reminded me of 2007 when @elcrinkled.bsky.social and I were on International Television
February 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Also @peteturton85.bsky.social reminded me of 2007 when @elcrinkled.bsky.social and I were on International Television
A Pre-emptive post.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhlt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhlt...
Ava Max - Kings & Queens Ultimate Mashup (Bon Jovi/Bonnie Tyler/Belinda Carlisle/מיכל ינאי)
YouTube video by rturkatz
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February 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A Pre-emptive post.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhlt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhlt...
Ok so phantom pain has struck this morning. Not much fun. Painkillers, however, muchos fun!
February 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Ok so phantom pain has struck this morning. Not much fun. Painkillers, however, muchos fun!
Putting one foot in front of the other without falling over is difficult sometimes and I often fail. If I fail, tell me and help me up please?
February 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Putting one foot in front of the other without falling over is difficult sometimes and I often fail. If I fail, tell me and help me up please?
Can someone explain the difference between what Melody has done and what Klemen did? Because only one of them is getting shit #Eurovision
February 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Can someone explain the difference between what Melody has done and what Klemen did? Because only one of them is getting shit #Eurovision
@escapocalypse.bsky.social Welcome! there literally is no escape
January 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@escapocalypse.bsky.social Welcome! there literally is no escape
Can someone remind me what day it is today? ;)
December 29, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Can someone remind me what day it is today? ;)
I’m just so tired all the time. I reckon it’s my body healing from all the amputations and nonsense 2024 has caused my body. It’s nonsense.
December 20, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I’m just so tired all the time. I reckon it’s my body healing from all the amputations and nonsense 2024 has caused my body. It’s nonsense.
It’s a font. Who the hell in the real viewership, for whom this contest is aimed just to remind people, is going to care as long as they get 9 hours of television next May?
December 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
It’s a font. Who the hell in the real viewership, for whom this contest is aimed just to remind people, is going to care as long as they get 9 hours of television next May?
As lots of people are doing that #eurovision advent calendar shite, I won't be doing that - I'm just gonna post the best worst Eurovision song ever. Ladies, Gentleman and everyone else, pray silence for....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nbm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nbm...
🇵🇹 Da Vinci - Conquistador (1989)
YouTube video by Jorge Rosa
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December 9, 2024 at 8:33 PM
As lots of people are doing that #eurovision advent calendar shite, I won't be doing that - I'm just gonna post the best worst Eurovision song ever. Ladies, Gentleman and everyone else, pray silence for....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nbm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nbm...