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philbot9000.bsky.social
@philbot9000.bsky.social
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Aww, I wanted pizza the hut to win
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Congrats to the Seattle seagulls on their superb win
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Imagining a version of that advert with the sulking skateboarder that's moved to a house by the beach, but instead of getting a surfboard to cheer him up he gets into dogging
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Baader mingehoff gang aka the red army vadgeion
December 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Love how in that 50s War of the Worlds the priest tries to befriend a Martian war machine but nobody bothers to tell him it roasted a bunch of people out of existence 20 mins ago
December 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Non seasonal version of Baby it's Cold Outside - Baby It Stinks Of Piss Outside
December 10, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Driving home for Christmas "I take a look at the driver next to me,he's just like me" doppelganger motions to Chris to wind window down - pew pew - stares coldly into mirror as Chris veers off into a ditch leaving a minor mushroom cloud in his wake
December 3, 2024 at 2:40 PM