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If you're talking to the mole people and you say "I need to go to a higher vantage point" they'd be like what"
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you're talking to the mole people and you say "I need to go to a higher vantage point" they'd be like what"
"Made in China" is usually considered a bad thing - that is, of course, unless you're buying an abacus
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"Made in China" is usually considered a bad thing - that is, of course, unless you're buying an abacus
Somewhere out there there's a universe where toothpaste tastes like roast chicken and there are people sayin shit like "eww how do you like roast chicken? It tastes like toothpaste"
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Somewhere out there there's a universe where toothpaste tastes like roast chicken and there are people sayin shit like "eww how do you like roast chicken? It tastes like toothpaste"
your mom servi-zas my cristals
November 19, 2024 at 6:53 PM
your mom servi-zas my cristals
what kinda jerk decided to make pride month the second shortest month ?
June 30, 2024 at 10:05 PM
what kinda jerk decided to make pride month the second shortest month ?
got the boys to agree to double the buy in 😏
June 10, 2024 at 3:54 AM
got the boys to agree to double the buy in 😏
Mewing is like kegels but for the face
April 26, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Mewing is like kegels but for the face
The best pooper in the world probably has no idea
March 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
The best pooper in the world probably has no idea
March is like January but for white people
March 3, 2024 at 10:21 PM
March is like January but for white people
Life as a rock must be pretty hard
February 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Life as a rock must be pretty hard
That first skeet was my warm up skeet, and everyone knows that the warm up skeet doesn't count. My next skeet will be my first skeet.
February 1, 2024 at 2:02 PM
That first skeet was my warm up skeet, and everyone knows that the warm up skeet doesn't count. My next skeet will be my first skeet.
