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PhilaDILFia
@philadilfia.bsky.social
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Alt account. NSFW, 18+, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, any pronouns welcome, etc.
This is for queer horny nonsense, so be warned!
Other types of posting will be done on my regular account.
Love having mutuals, but I prefer to connect with folks who are present/active! :)
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How all those #HumpDay posts have me today (post election 🫦🫦🫦)
It’s a penis It’s a penis from a slightly different angle
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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No entry unless you voted 😤
My butt with an I voted sticker over the hole
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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where are my good boys at?
A mile marker on a forest train that has puppy written on it
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Here’s the #FCF version from earlier too 🦖
Me holding my penis, as is tradition on this holy day
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I promise to clean my room soon 🤭 but happy… #Jocktober?
Mirror selfie of me from behind bent over a day bed in a shiny hat, multicolored jockstrap thong combo from Wayne, and crew socks
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Again had a little help earlier to snap an actual #HumpDay photo for real this time! On the proper day! And posting just before time’s up! Also once again happy #Jocktober etc.
Me lying face down ass up with legs spread wearing a red velvet jock strap and black fishnet short sleeved hoodie thing
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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And the front 😌
Me in dark grey sweatpants pulled down and tshirt pulled up to reveal a dark red jockey jockstrap
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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A very happy #Jocktober #HumpDay for all. JockeyTober, even.
Mirror selfie of me from behind with dark grey sweatpants on and some butt shape visible Mirror selfie of me from behind with the dark grey sweatpants pulled down to reveal a dark red jockey jock strap and butt
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Tis the season (#FCF)
Me in a grey sweatshirt, black sweatpants, and black briefs pulling it all down to reveal a penis for fat cock Friday. Not sure if it’s fat but it is a cock and it’s Friday.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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And as tempting as these cheeks may be, I am actually very much enjoying all the other humps I’m seeing today 👀😈
Mirror selfie of me in a yellow corduroy cap on backwards, grey sweatshirt, velvety black briefs, and black sweatpants pulled down a bit
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Here’s a #HumpDay for youse 🫴🍑🫷
Me laying face down on a bed naked with ass up a bit and another hand grabbing a cheek with my hand reaching back to grab his
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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👀👀👀👀👀
A cute bat with huge ears being held by a gloved human hand says I’m linsing
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Here’s the rear. Not waiting until #HumpDay. I need happy chemicals now. 🤣 happy #jocktober
Me in the same outfit but from behind, featuring some ass in the jockstrap as the shorts are pulled down around my thighs
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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#Jocktober innit? Figured I’d go silly school pride colors today 😈
Me from the front wearing a gold and maroon nasty pig cap, maroon Henley, gold shorts, matching gold maroon white nasty pig socks, and a maroon with gold nasty pig jockstrap. Shirt pulled up a bit and shorts pulled down a bit.
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Happy uh… leather ish Sunday y’all. Missing OURFest/OutFest due to the nasty weather, but hey. We can still have fun!
Me from the front wearing a leather ish cap, leather ish v neck tshirt, leather ish cell block 13 jock briefs in black and green, and nearly knee high black socks with white features in a bone theme also from cell block 13 Me from the rear and side wearing a leather ish cap, leather ish v neck tshirt, leather ish cell block 13 jock briefs in black and green, and nearly knee high black socks with white features in a bone theme also from cell block 13
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Today for me, #FCF stands for Fat Cowpokeass Friday 😌🤠🍑
Me from behind in a jockstrap ish pair of undies under some brown leather assless chaps and a brown suede vest
October 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Here’s a quick silly #HumpDay pic from last weekend! 🤠🍑🪩
Mirror selfie of me from behind in a sparkly jacket, mesh sport briefs, and sparkly disco ball style cowboy hat
October 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Meant to post this the other day but had no reception and then forgot. I felt good about my body for a bit 😅
Me in just a towel in a hotel bathroom after a shower
October 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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And the other side 🙂‍↕️
Front view of me in dark brown leather chaps and a dark brown cowboy hat lifting up shorts to reveal blue undies and VPL
September 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Figured I’d share the more lewd versions here too 🤭
Also works as a teaser for @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social 🤠
Rear view of me in dark brown leather chaps and a dark brown cowboy hat lifting up shorts and undies to reveal some cheek
September 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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⚾️🧢 Heading to the last regular season game soon. Bittersweet—but plenty of games left in the post season at least! Hopefully all da way. (And wow, go birbs rn!!? 🏈🦅💚)

Idk what the second pose was but enjoy 😂
Mirror selfie from the front wearing a blue Phillies shirt and blue sport brief from Bike plus some Philly themed crew socks Mirror selfie from the front wearing a blue Phillies shirt and blue sport brief from Bike plus some Philly themed crew socks
September 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Stayed up late at my computer again and apparently thought this was a creative photo to take before bed — what do you think? 😂
A view of my lower torso and legs with one leg resting on the desk and another tucked closer to me resting on the desk chair seat with black athletic mesh shorts, tshirt, and crew socks
September 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Also sharing with permission, but I got a brief treat earlier too 👀🍑
A phot of a man from behind with a black tshirt and grey boxers pulled down to reveal a slightly hairy bum
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Life has been a bit busy, but I’m back! (For the moment haha)
Mirror selfie of me from the front with a tan ringer t with orange trim, crew socks with similar colors and the word Philadelphia, green shorts, and the button and zipper pulled open to reveal lighter green sport or French briefs Mirror selfie of me from the side and behind with a tan ringer t with orange trim, crew socks with similar colors and the word Philadelphia, and green shorts pulled down to reveal lighter green sport or French briefs
September 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If you live with me, this is what you will be occasionally subjected to
Me wearing a Phillie Phanatic fuzzy hat and shorts pulled high up with underwear band showing and pulled even higher up with hands in my pockets, scrunching my torso a bit, and making a goofy face as I look down
September 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM